“We do have funerals for the living," Jill said. "They're called birthday parties.” — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
Happy 110th birthday to Frank Zamboni, who left us in 1988 but still resurfaces periodically. — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“But birthdays are random... Defining one's life by the day one was cut from an umbilical cord is completely arbitrary.” — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
When love and compassion fills your heart, you find newness in every moment, and life becomes a celebration. — Mata Amritanandamayi Copy Share Image
Another birthday? Why it seems only yesterday that you were a whole year younger. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the birthday reminders on Facebook remind me of the friends I need to delete. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May every single day of yours be a great party like this one today. Happy 18th Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can remember my father gave me a huge history of football for my 12th birthday - I used to read that… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
Washington's birthday is worthy of celebration - he is one of the greatest men in history. But Washington himself would likely have… — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
Having a birthday around the holidays was never easy and, with every successive year, it felt more and more as if celebrating… — Chelsea Manning Copy Share Image
Every mind likes celebrations. It gives more pleasure & memorable moments. Today is One of that day. So enjoy it & feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to say that probably 24 hours after I told CBS that I was stepping down at my 65th birthday, I… — Walter Cronkite Copy Share Image
“Happy birthday, Nicaragua. I drank a toast in the best rum in the world, Flor de Caña Extra Seco. Mixed with Coke,… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
I think a person who arranges the event and orders the food also picks up the check - even the birthday person,… — Carolyn Hax Copy Share Image
I think it's your mental attitude. So many of us start dreading age in high school and that's a waste of a… — Betty White Copy Share Image
There was a table laid with jellies and trifles, with a party hat beside each place, and a birthday cake with seven… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“On January 1, 1919, all the yearlings in the big stable celebrated their second birthday. It didn’t matter that all of them… — Walter Farley Copy Share Image
There will never again be a day exactly like today. There will never again be a moment exactly like this moment. After… — Ryan Miller Copy Share Image
It was my 16th birthday-my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song,… — Stevie Nicks Copy Share Image
On your Birthday today, give other people happiness, and you will get the double of it, give other people warmth and you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was one of six children, brought up by my mother in Swindon after my father died. We had all we needed… — Gilbert O'Sullivan Copy Share Image
“But it takes a certain boldness to stand up and tell a story of celebration. It takes courage to push aside the… — Courtney Westlake Copy Share Image
“What they don’t understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you’re eleven, you’re also ten, and nine,… — Woman Hollering Copy Share Image
Our daughters are the most precious of our treasures, the dearest possessions of our homes and the objects of our most watchful… — Margaret Elizabeth Sangster Copy Share Image
One day you are 18,and you start planing for some day...some day is today and some day is yesterday,and this your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You take all the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to… — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
My father took me and my about-to-be-traumatized friends to Stanley Kubrick's '2001' for my 10th birthday party. — David Hewlett Copy Share Image
We're not girls who lunch unless it's a birthday or special occasion. — Kathy Hilton Copy Share Image
I have a terrible time remembering exactly when my birthday is. Age is totally boring... — Diana Vreeland Copy Share Image
I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo. — Blake Anderson Copy Share Image
I've been fighting since I was 16, fighting in the UFC since my 21st birthday. — Jeremy Stephens Copy Share Image
Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm glad it's understood that St. Patrick's Day takes precedence over your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks to everyone for the Birthday wishes! To anyone who missed it.'No cake for you!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday,Daddy! 11-26-?? (I NEVER knew the year..) Anyways,Happy Birthday! — Jazzy Copy Share Image
I wish you a very Happy and warm Birthday. Your friendship has touched all of us. May you get all you desire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's important that we meet any sort of hate and negativity with joy and celebration. — Simu Liu Copy Share Image
I'll always remember your birthday because it's around the same time as something more important than your birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image