The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course. — Ruth Warrick Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to the Dad that is hotter than the candles on his cake. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Day You're Born is Not The Day You Grow, It's The Day You Evolve. The Revolution Is Up To You.” — Goitsemang Mvula Copy Share Image
I am so very glad...very glad I am here to kiss you...happy birthday, my dear!! Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIANNA, I AM SOOO BLESSED TO HAVE YOU ACTING BUDDY:) I LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH, I HOPE YOUR… — Rachel Copy Share Image
We've all seen those spoiled little brats that end up being given everything and on their 17th birthday get a Ferrari. That… — Peter Jones Copy Share Image
Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. — Buddy Valastro Copy Share Image
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off… — Lisa Loeb Copy Share Image
Except giving you a trip to the moon and some other whacky gifts like that, ask for any Birthday gift and I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hello everybody. It was so nice of you to stop by to wish me a Happy Birthday. it made my birthday just… — Raymondaestrada Copy Share Image
As I approached my 95th birthday, I was burdened to write a book that addressed the epidemic of 'easy believism.' There is… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
Valentine cards and birthday wishes? Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding The bond between man and woman and child. The… — Method Man Copy Share Image
“And that’s pretty much when you start lying there, wondering how this is going to play out. (I felt sort of bad… — Ken Mooney Copy Share Image
AMBER, today is the day when baby dragons will rise up and rule the earth! Wait, no, that's not right. Today is… — Leslie Copy Share Image
Let every birthday be a festival, a time when the gladness of the house finds expression in flowers, in gifts, in a… — Margaret Elizabeth Sangster Copy Share Image
“I thought about how Juneteenth is a holiday that inspires so much celebration, born from circumstances imbued with so much tragedy. Enslavers… — Clint Smith Copy Share Image
Whether 60 or 16, there is in every human being's heart the lure of wonder, the unfailing child-like appetite of what's next,… — Samuel Ullman Copy Share Image
In the time of social media, I get lots of wishes. It's overwhelming! What makes the day most special is the love… — Harshvardhan Rane Copy Share Image
Hey buddy, may this life of yours be filled with happiness, cheer and lots of love. May faithful friends always stay by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I grew up going to bakeries in Tel Aviv; that's where we got our birthday cakes, they were always European baking and… — Ron Ben-Israel Copy Share Image
I get asked, on a sort of daily basis, 'It's my wife's 30th birthday, can you set her a task?' — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
Sorry I missed your birthday. I swear that this only happens to me like once a year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love to think that the day you're born, you're given the world as a birthday present. — Leo Buscaglia Copy Share Image
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
The world is so strange the world is less then a year of my life and all of them say to me,… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
The whole business of marshaling ones energies becomes more and more important as one grows older. — Hume Cronyn Copy Share Image
Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Got my moms name Tatted on me today as you can see for my birthday;)...turn up — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On my 50th birthday the Rolling Stones played at my party at Grosvenor House. That's not bad for a kid from Tooting. — Jimmy White Copy Share Image
I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this; it just doesn't feel right at my age. — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
“It was my twenty-fourth birthday, and I knew that the best part of my life was already behind me.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
I have the same birthday as George Washington. No I don't. I don't even know who George Washington is. — Andrew VanWyngarden Copy Share Image
...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The biggest achievement of my life has to be when I was wished by Paris Hilton on my birthday. — Himanshi Khurana Copy Share Image
The best thing ,about your birthday being on Indepedence day is the Excitment, attention, BBQ's, Fireworks and discounts. lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
