Birthday humor Quotes

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

— C. E. M. Joad

Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind.

— Alexander Pope

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

— Eva Gabor

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

— Will Rogers

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

— Dorothy Parker

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

— Robert Orben

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

— Robert Frost