Black History Month is a great celebration for Black people everywhere. I just hope we get to the point as Black people… — Crystal Robinson Copy Share Image
I would buy you a birthday present but I didn't think you wanted it coming out of tonight's alcohol budget. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There isn't a sweeter soul than you who has been born into this world. Here's to the best day of your year.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are the most amazing person I have ever met in all my life. I just wish that you be blessed so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your summer birthday be less hot and sticky than the moment of your birth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years. — Ausonius Copy Share Image
You were the best birthday present I ever got." "Thank you." "I wanted to give you something back, but I've got to… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
At least having a winter birthday means you can blame your low party attendance on the weather. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Before we knew it a year had passed, then two more, and we were celebrating the passage of Joshua’s seventeenth birthday in… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays.… — Mikhail Baryshnikov Copy Share Image
I was one of six children, brought up by my mother in Swindon after my father died. We had all we needed… — Gilbert O'Sullivan Copy Share Image
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Happy 110th birthday to Frank Zamboni, who left us in 1988 but still resurfaces periodically. — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
We're still living with the old paradigm of age as an arch. That's the old metaphor: You're born, you peak at midlife… — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
If it's your birthday. Then put your hands up. You wanna get drunk? Then put your hands up. And if you got… — R Kelly Copy Share Image
I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army. Visiting Kathy's grave was… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If You Ever Feel Sad,Lonely,Or Left Out,Remember You Can Always.....Change Your Birthday On Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It me birthday and nobody came...Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for big day and sneak in they house at night… — Graham Roumieu Copy Share Image
