I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun. — Ruby Wax Copy Share Image
When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I cannot agree with those who think of the Bill of Rights as an 18th century straitjacket, unsuited for this age...The evils… — Hugo Black Copy Share Image
In the richest country in the history of the world, this Obama economy has crushed the middle class. Family income has fallen… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
You need not see what someone is doing to know if it is his vocation, you have only to watch his eyes:… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
If the Nation can issue a dollar bond it can issue a dollar bill. The element that makes the bond good makes… — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
I didn't enjoy working with Bill [Murray]. We fought a lot... but I've let go of some of the anger and we… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
For instance, in 1999, Bill Gates not only published a new book on work at the speed of thought but also detailed… — Paul Virilio Copy Share Image
When bills come due, only cash is legal tender. Don't leave home without it. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Generate so much loving energy that people want to just come and hang out with you. And when they show up, bill… — Stuart Wilde Copy Share Image
Buffalo Bill's defunct who used to ride a watersmooth-silver stallion and break onetwothreefourfive pigeonsjustlikethat Jesus he was a handsome man and what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After the $700 billion bailout, the trillion-dollar stimulus, and the massive budget bill with over 9,000 earmarks, many of you implored Washington… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
I'm a fan of Bill Hicks. He did things that no other stand up did at the time. He was making fun… — Ed Byrne Copy Share Image
You see, in Washington they have these bodies, Senate and the House of Representatives. That is for the convenience of the visitors.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If we are made in some degree for others, yet in a greater are we made for ourselves. It were contrary to… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Electric service providers in Missouri have warned that the EPA's so-called Clean Power Plan will raise energy costs for Missourians, reduce jobs,… — Roy Blunt Copy Share Image
Last I checked, Bill Gates was worth $50 billion. If the average employed adult, who is walking in a hurry, will pick… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I will sign a universal health-care bill into law by the end of my first term as president that will cover every… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Though a non-co-operator, I shall gladly subscribe to a bill to make it criminal for anybody to call me mahatma and to… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
It's the same thing he said a few months ago when he refrained from bringing up Bill's [Clinton] affairs and all the… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
What does the Negro want? His answer is very simple. He wants only what all other Americans want. He wants opportunity to… — Mary McLeod Bethune Copy Share Image
I just felt like I couldn't deal with the everyday responsibilities of life, paying bills and all of that. I'm terrible at… — Lily Allen Copy Share Image