Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.' — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you looked at their cable bill, their telephone, their cell phone bill, other things they're spending money on, it may turn… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I think Hillary Clinton is a militarist. She is a political coward. The interesting thing about Hilary Clinton, like Bill Clinton dodging… — Ralph Nader Copy Share Image
I look at Bill Clinton, the way I look at Bill Gates. As long as my Microsoft stock is going up, I… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
I had the notion that I wanted to write the great dirty American novel, so I went to Roanoke College on the… — Tom T. Hall Copy Share Image
I was fresh out of drama school and had no idea what I was doing. They hustled me along and Bill Cosby… — Michael Weatherly Copy Share Image
On Bill Clinton: I have a simple question: Who's the last President to give you a balanced budget? — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton, Mr. Bob Dole, You too old to understand tha way tha game is told. — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
Even somebody like Bill Clinton, who I happen to admire very much, the second he was out of office, I remember, he… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
How does the richest country in the history of the world fail to pay its bills? — Rick Perry Copy Share Image
Every evening, I come home tired and have just enough energy to fill out the endless tax forms, to pay bills, not… — Fritz Zwicky Copy Share Image
We're beating a lot of poor teams. So what? We won a lot of games last year, too. Will Horace and Bill… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
Now, the magic of British parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents.. Gaywatch. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Even if you're Bill Gates, you've got problems. I'm sure he would probably easily give a few billion dollars to get rid… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
If you ask any ordinary reader which of Dickens's proletarian characters he can remember, the three he is almost certain to mention… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
TV directing is fine because you can come in and do a TV show in a relatively short period of time, and… — John Polson Copy Share Image
I probably had 150 meetings with Trent Lott. He has said exactly as many racist things to me as Bill Clinton has,… — Dick Morris Copy Share Image
A man needs a private life. With no ability to have a private life, one thing leads to another, and before you… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I’ve made some mistakes. I had to make a turnaround in my life. This is my new expression to the world and… — Maia Campbell Copy Share Image
The healthcare bill not only is a monstrosity in terms of growing the government and cutting out the private sector, the way… — Lindsey Graham Copy Share Image
I can fully understand [that] artists want to be able to pay their bills. As a fan of art, and art as… — Bruce Pavitt Copy Share Image
Bill Charlap and I recorded a tune that Jack [Montrose] wrote and had brought to a date with Bob that was untitled.… — Jon Gordon Copy Share Image
All the money in the world is no use to a man or his country if he spends it as fast as… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
I think America did a great job. I think Carrie Underwood fits the bill of American Idol. She's a wonderful girl, and… — Bo Bice Copy Share Image
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