I used to like to make myself sad, so I would listen to Bill Callahan as Smog. — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
I'm married, I'm monogamous, but I'm not dead, and Bill isn't either. — Chirlane McCray Copy Share Image
The simple man, baby, pays for the thrills, the bills, and the pills that kill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tiger Woods and John Edwards had a better year than the Stimulus bill. — Mitch McConnell Copy Share Image
What birds can have their bills more peculiarly formed than the ibis, the spoonbill, and the heron? — Alfred Russel Wallace Copy Share Image
I think it has sullied his presidency. As brilliant a politician as Bill Clinton is, as magnetic a personality as he can… — Morley Safer Copy Share Image
It's probably easier and cheaper to counterfeit hundred-dollar bills than it is to counterfeit Bitcoin. — Naval Ravikant Copy Share Image
Republican voters already hated Democrats so much that [Bill] Clinton and [Barack] Obama didn't really have much impact. — Kevin Drum Copy Share Image
The biggest problem with Bill Schutz's food is his timidity with herbs and spices and some bizarre primeval fear of salt. — Marian Burros Copy Share Image
The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
Let a bill, or law, be read, in the one branch or the other, every one instantly thinks how it will affect… — Ezra Stiles Copy Share Image
Surfing is kind of a good metaphor for the rest of life. The extremely good stuff - chocolate and great sex and… — Jaimal Yogis Copy Share Image
This week Bill Clinton tweeted a photo of himself reading George W. Bush's new book '41.' Then George W. Bush responded to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I lived to play basketball. Growing up as a kid, Bill Russell and the Boston Celtics were my favorite team. The way… — Bill Walton Copy Share Image
Reader's Bill of Rights 1. The right to not read 2. The right to skip pages 3. The right to not finish… — Daniel Pennac Copy Share Image
Bill and Hillary Clinton are married, so under the law, paying him for a speech is like giving money directly to her… — Tom Fitton Copy Share Image
The Second Amendment, like the rest of the Bill of Rights, was meant to inhibit only the federal government, not the states.… — Joseph Sobran Copy Share Image
Look at the big-ticket items, in your budget. Your home or apartment. Your car. Your insurance. If you are overspending on these… — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
[Dan Fried] served under President [Barack] Obama and under President George W. Bush before that and under President [Bill] Clinton before that… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
When we got organized as a country and we wrote a fairly radical Constitution with a radical Bill of Rights, giving a… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
It was so soon after I'd had my son and I really wasn't planning on going back to work for a while.… — Laura Linney Copy Share Image
The American people have no idea they are paying the bill. They know that someone is stealing their hubcaps, but they think… — G. Edward Griffin Copy Share Image
Recently the country has seen too much of our legislators, seeing them as a gaggle of check-kiting, judge-smearing deadbeats who don't pay… — George Will Copy Share Image
...making profits is important because it keeps all our people in jobs and, you know, it keeps what we - what we've… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
I'm so devoted to my music and becoming the best artist I can be. I don't want to devote too much time… — Fabolous Copy Share Image
Americans have eliminated Iran's worst enemies, the Taliban in Afghanistan and Saddam [Hussein]. I occasionally threatened my Iranian counterpart in Kabul that… — Zalmay Khalilzad Copy Share Image
You can't make everyone happy no matter what. All I can do is live my life and try to be successful and… — B.J. Penn Copy Share Image
[Bill Shawn] didn't edit the writers very strongly, but he knew what he wanted. — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
I have no particular objection to death by its very nature; it pays all bills. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Bill Moyers is everything I never aspire to be: Calm, Thoughtful, and Informative. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton was saying Bill Clinton has tendencies toward being sexist. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image