If I had met Bette Midler, I wouldn't be answering these questions right now because I'd have spontaneously combusted and gone to… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
As a child I wanted to be a kind of hybrid of Ferris Beuller, Ace Ventura, Bette Midler, and Lucille Ball. — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
Bette Midler was my first love, and the intensity of those feelings remain. — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I love the comedy world and really grew up in green rooms, so I wanted to show the positives and negatives. — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
It's exhausting trying to impress someone and be a version of yourself that might be attractive to them. — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
Most people have had that feeling of like, being obsessed with someone, and losing self control a bit, and that hopefully humanises addiction a… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I can't tell you how much money I waste on plaid shirts, whisky that I hate the taste of, and Moleskine notebooks that I… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I formed a sketch troupe with two friends, started doing gigs, and dropped out of school shortly after to pursue it full time! Now… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I'm attracted to funny people with nice hands who smell good and are kind to people. — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I sort of thought acting was just about arranging your face into emotions. I didn't realise it was about actually allowing yourself to feel… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I don't have much time for the 'sad clown' thing. It's only associated with comedians because of the disparity between feeling like that and… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I'd love to write more observational comedy but the stuff people seem to respond to is the most personal so it's snowballed from there. — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
