If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
I may not be the best dad but I taught my son how to get free samples at the mall. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
He's [Harry S. Truman] just your dad, and you love him. It's only when you grow up, and step back from him,… — Margaret Truman Daniel Copy Share Image
I'm working from home a lot. That's very unusual because I'm away a lot, sometimes working on the other side of the… — Andy Serkis Copy Share Image
There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I love all my fam. I have quite possibly the best dad, mom, and sister in the world. — Ryan Eggold Copy Share Image
Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude… — Clarence Budington Kelland Copy Share Image
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image