Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HOLY CRAP IM GOING TO BE A DAD! Oh yea, I work in email marketing & I like craft beer too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as ugly chicks...instead, there's such thing as not enough beer!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you barrels of Beer. Wishing you pots of Gold. Wishing you all good luck. Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you're not going to get hit with a full can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Luck, Prosperity. Friends & Beer!!! Wishing you a Happy St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
