Beer Quotes by Anonymous

This beer tastes like future bad decisions.

— Anonymous

Pain now...beer later.

— Anonymous

Your very silence shows you agree.

— Anonymous

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

— Anonymous

I miss you like my hand misses a beer.

— Anonymous

Who needs a girlfriend when you have beer?

— Anonymous

I'm not so think as you drunk I am !

— Anonymous

Homer no function beer well without.

— Anonymous

When the beer goes in strange things come out!..

— Anonymous

Beer is for happy times. Whiskey is for sad times.

— Anonymous

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

— Anonymous

It's all fun and games, til someone drinks the last beer

— Anonymous

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

— Anonymous

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.

— Anonymous

The man who called it "near beer" was a bad judge of distance

— Anonymous

Happiness is...finding a single beer at the back of the fridge.

— Anonymous

I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable.

— Anonymous

For every wound, a balm. For every sorrow, a cheer. For every worry, a calm. For every thirst, a beer.

— Anonymous

Wishes for your birthday; Lots of beer, gifts, party people, love, smiling faces, tears of joy, and many more...Happy birthday!

— Anonymous

Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him.

— Anonymous

It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me out of awkward conversations.

— Anonymous

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

— Anonymous

They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having.

— Anonymous

Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!

— Anonymous

“Four states account for one-third of all U.S. breweries — California, Washington, Colorado and Oregon, according to the Beer Institute, the beer…

— Anonymous

Why have a car, when you can have a truck? its a portible bed, with a bench. it can haul your shit.…

— Anonymous

A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save…

— Anonymous

You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer,…

— Anonymous

A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and…

— Anonymous

One of the marks of a certain type of bad man is that he cannot give up a thing himself without wanting…

— Anonymous

I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that…

— Anonymous

I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night.

— Anonymous

“the world's oldest written recipe is for beer.”

— Anonymous

I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.

— Anonymous

To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house.

— Anonymous

If beer, coffee, or a nap can't cure it, you've got a serious problem.

— Anonymous

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

— Anonymous

Beer will change the world.. I don't know how but it will.

— Anonymous

Who needs education when you got a beer and some dro to go.

— Anonymous

Fear is just like Beer, if you take too much it then you will lost control on yourself

— Anonymous