If our financial industry regarded security the way the health-care sector does, I would stuff my cash in a mattress under my… — Avi Rubin Copy Share Image
A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
I think that if most guys in America could somehow get their fave-rave poster girl in bed and have total license to… — Lester Bangs Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
We are on a sexual binge in this country. ... One consequence of this binge is that while people now get into… — Shana Alexander Copy Share Image
Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We should look at the Twitter records of Andrew Fraser. Clearly, the ship was on remote control, because he spent all of… — Campbell Newman Copy Share Image
For seven days she lay in bed looking sullenly at the ceiling as though resenting the death she had cultivated for so… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
When I was so fatigued that I couldn't move, the excitement of going to the barn and getting my foot in the… — Ann Romney Copy Share Image
In dealing with those who share his bed, the enlightened ruler may enjoy their beauty but should not listen to their special… — Han Fei Copy Share Image
I have no fear, no fear at all. I wake up, and I have no fear. I go to bed without fear.… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Tal told me he loved me, and told me and told me, but you don't tell someone that and then tell them… — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
Nora: "How do you feel?" Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober. — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent. — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
Fairy tales read before bed tend to make me dream. They're all quite violent stories, as are my dreams. — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
It's like the code of living by yourself. People who are single know what I'm talking about. You eat standing up, reading… — Mary Chapin Carpenter Copy Share Image
The day after Trump was elected, I happened to be home in New York. I went to bed for the day. — Ann Dowd Copy Share Image
Nothing is more practical than finding God, that is, than falling in love in a quite absolute final way. What you are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never walk near the bed; to a ghost your ankle is your most vulnerable part-once in bed, you're safe; he may lie… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Her underwear, her jeans, the comforter, my corduroys and my boxers between us, I thought. Five layers, and yet I felt it,… — John Green Copy Share Image
