I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I dont take myself too seriously. — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
I am affected, not because you have deceived me, but because I can no longer believe in you. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I like being behind the camera because I can control perception and what people see. — Grimes Copy Share Image
I can barely listen to my tapes when I'm transcribing, because I can't stand how I sound. — Jancee Dunn Copy Share Image
I can do things at 45, not because I can do a bunch of pull-ups, it's because I do Yoga! — Tony Horton Copy Share Image
I keep going back to love when I write songs because I can't figure it out. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
My occupation is syncopation. But, every time, my syncopation is different, because I can never play the same fill twice. I just… — Ringo Starr Copy Share Image
I always try to do something very different with each character because that's why I like to do this, because I can… — Elle Fanning Copy Share Image
To be completely honest, I didn't want to compete with myself. I wanted to reinvent myself. This seemed like the perfect way… — Marta Kauffman Copy Share Image
I have wrangles with Facebook, entered fictitious trips because I can't get the map to get off my page, don't want people… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
Actors who perhaps are super-confident and have absolute belief in themselves I always admire, because I can't really be like that. — Eddie Redmayne Copy Share Image
I've played more villains than anything else. And I love playing villains, because I can just be evil and do whatever I… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll leave the house and go to a delicatessen down the street from me - it's been there a million years… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
I don't save money. Save is a four letter word! I like to borrow money because I can get richer faster on… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
I'm a sitting duck. No, seriously, I mean I wish I could say more, but I'm a sitting duck because I can't… — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
I actually enjoy working with green screen, because I can imagine all that stuff happening, and I really cut my teeth on… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
I don't record (any type of genre of music) that I didn't hear in my family's living room by the time I… — Linda Ronstadt Copy Share Image
My show is an adult comedy show, but it isn't offensive. Your kids could listen to it, even though I hope they… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
One of the most wonderful things about being a Christian is that I don't ever get up in the morning and wonder… — Charles Colson Copy Share Image
Back in my 20s, when I wrote 'A Place of Greater Safety,' the French Revolution novel, I thought, 'I'll always have to… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
I slept in Uday Hussein's bed - that was just so strange. Went to Saddam's palace, was in a mortar attack -… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
If you mess up the performance on stage, you do it again the next night. You're like alright, you let yourself off… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
If I walked on water, my accusers would say it is because I can't swim. — Berti Vogts Copy Share Image
I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I don't have to hate any person because I can always start anew, I can always reconcile. — Nhat Hanh Copy Share Image
I do love being solo because I can have more of my own creative input to every aspect of my career. — Rachel Stevens Copy Share Image
I know I can never work in a comedy because I can't keep a goddamn straight face. — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
I'll cry anywhere because I can do it quite subtly. Walking, that's a good time to have a cry. — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
If I kept my mouth shut, because I can make millions, that isn't doing nothing. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
I lose myself in music because I can't be bothered explaining what I feel to anyone else around me. — Robert Smith Copy Share Image
Because I can count on my fingers the number of sunsets I have left, and I don't want to miss any of… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I can endure more pain then anyone you've met. That's why I win, because I can endure more pain. — Steve Prefontaine Copy Share Image
From my point of view, being out is not about anything political. It's just because I can't be bothered to be in. — Rupert Everett Copy Share Image
I don’t like to talk to people, because I can’t express myself satisfactorily. I don’t say the things I mean. — Greta Garbo Copy Share Image
It's no good saying I wished I could go out more, because I can't. But I don't bother about it too much. — David Hockney Copy Share Image
My filing system's really crap because I can never decide whether to sort things by studio, or year, or where I lived. — Aphex Twin Copy Share Image
Because I can’t live without Della. I don’t want to. She’s the reason I get up in the mornings - Woods — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image