The only thing I do to my bat is put some tape around the handle to build it up a little bit… — Tony Gwynn Copy Share Image
I was supposed to be on the 'All In' show, but I can't because of a problem with my abdominal hernia. — Terry Funk Copy Share Image
I don't know how many parts I've lost because a lot of the politics in California are very conservative, and I'm fairly… — James Cromwell Copy Share Image
One false word, one extra word, and somebody's thinking about how they have to buy paper towels at the store. Brevity is… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
There are numerous cases of that, where one of our writers discovers another writer whom he likes, and we then take that… — James Laughlin Copy Share Image
I kind of dislike 'For Whom the Bell Tolls,' but most of Hemingway in general, mainly because his stylistic shenanigans ruined so… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
If workers are more insecure, that's very 'healthy' for the society, because if workers are insecure, they won't ask for wages, they… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
I would always be embarrassed to read out loud in class because I would transpose words and letters and things. — Charlie Trotter Copy Share Image
I have a lot to do with the writing, and also the production, but it would be wrong of me to say… — Glenn Tipton Copy Share Image
The humblest person in this world is the astrophysicist. Because we are face to face with our ignorance every single day. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
What's fascinating to me is the NBA has become a 365-day-a-year sport with near 24/7 coverage. And it has become that because… — Doris Burke Copy Share Image
Here's my favorite bonehead concept from the 1990s in the Pentagon: the theory of anti-access, area-denial asymmetrical strategies. Why do we call… — Thomas P.M. Barnett Copy Share Image
Even if the play is great, every day in theatre you have to question everything because the audience is new every day.… — Clotilde Hesme Copy Share Image
Nevertheless during these two seasons, Chapman impressed me a lot because he had the faculty to pull himself out of the most… — Jacky Ickx Copy Share Image
I think with improv - and I say it all the time because it's become such a catch thing that you talk… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
I've done a lot of sci-fi, so I was a little hesitant because you get pigeonholed into that genre and world. But… — Laura Vandervoort Copy Share Image
When you're guest-starring on another show, it really requires you to jump through hoops in a way, because you're servicing the stories… — Kim Dickens Copy Share Image
My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's… — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
You should have mechanisms of communication, like faxes, which are obviously getting removed from offices because nobody uses them anymore. Faxes are… — Mikko Hypponen Copy Share Image
I'm very, very fortunate to be in the job that I'm in, and I would love for it to continue forever, but… — Rich Sommer Copy Share Image
All I wanted was attention from girls when I was a kid. Then I got my braces off, and then there was… — Lucas Till Copy Share Image
