I don't think unfriending your old crush on Facebook will do much other than remove him from your Facebook feed. Don't beat… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
Though snails are exceedingly slow, There is one thing I'd like to know. If I out run 'em round the yard, How… — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
I like a women who's got some balls, some strength. As long as I can beat her at arm wrestling, that's fine. — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
A little bit of something beats a lot of nothing. Break the largest of difficult tasks into the smallest of steps and… — Dan Millman Copy Share Image
Irish gardens beat all for horror. With 19 gardeners, Lord Talbot of Malahide has produced an affair exactly like a suburban golf course. — Nancy Mitford Copy Share Image
We ride through life on the beast within us. Beat the animal, but you can't make it think. — Luigi Pirandello Copy Share Image
One day I'd like to beat you at your own game, but your game is badmitton so that will probably never happen. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm gonna kick somebody's ass today and so… — Rodney King Copy Share Image
"I am not afeard, my Heart's-delight," resumed the Captain. "There's been most uncommon bad weather in them latitudes, there's no denyin', and… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Whoever said men hit harder when women are around, is right. Word for word, we beat the love out of each other. — Yusef Komunyakaa Copy Share Image
Italy is hard to beat. It's a family-friendly experience, they like to see kids in restaurants, and at dinner you see all… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I found while driving in Wyoming that wearing a stetson and driving a beat-up pickup meant you could go as fast as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I've been beat up pretty badly. Pretty badly. Yet at the end of the day, everyone says I'm doing a pretty good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You dont have to get beat up as many times as I did to come to your senses. Certainly I wish Id… — Randy Travis Copy Share Image
There is one thing that I feel I still have to do and that is gain revenge over Lennox Lewis. If Lewis… — Vitali Klitschko Copy Share Image
Strive to be the very best you can be. Run the race against yourself and not the guy in the other lane.… — Herschel Walker Copy Share Image
Our two souls therefore which are one, Though I must go, endure not yet A breach, but an expansion, Like gold to… — John Donne Copy Share Image
I want to be commercial, so imagine Disney people mixed with underground techno people... mixed with sass. An example of an underground… — Mark Indelicato Copy Share Image
I always listen to music while I'm working and I always read aloud to my wife. I love to read aloud to… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
When humans become gods, when our wings grow so great as to beat about the very edges of the earth, no one… — Kate Bernheimer Copy Share Image
It’s a sort of furtiveness … Like we were a generation of furtive. You know, with an inner knowledge there’s no use… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
There is very little you can beat into a child, but no limit to what you can hug out of it. — Astrid Lindgren Copy Share Image
