It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show. — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“It’s why men are meant to have beards—growing all that hair leaves no energy for moodiness. Much more dignified.” — G. Willow Wilson Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth. — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me, complexions that liked me… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Even if guys don't admit it, we definitely check out other guys' beards. — Jason Kelce Copy Share Image
If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“So they cut their hair short in front, that their enemies might not grasp it. And they say that Alexander of Macedon… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
On my Instagram, lots of people tag me in photos of just dudes with beards, and they're like, 'Oh my God, I… — Chet Faker Copy Share Image
O! Where are you going With beards all a-wagging? No knowing, no knowing What brings Mister Baggins, And Balin and Dwalin down… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Safety razors make it hard to grow beards in America: America would be a better place if there were a few bearded,… — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
“As Plato, the dangerous beguiler, said: the best philosophers in the world are boys with their beards new on their chins; I… — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
“If beards flowed like rivers, then I’d stop shaving my facial St. John’s, and I’d have one of the few major beards… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Mendham was a cadaverous man with a magnificent beard. He looked,indeed, as if he had run to beard as a mustard plant… — h g wells Copy Share Image
“When women grow old and cease being women, they get beards on their chins; I wonder what men get when they grow… — August Strindberg Copy Share Image
You feel like you're an outcast. You're the old man. I promise you, all the kids, none of them have beards. They… — Randall Cobb Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting… — Kesha Copy Share Image
“Button-holes! there is something lively in the very idea of 'em - and trust me, when I get amongst 'em - you… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
“The newspapers recommended preparations which hastened the growth of the beard, and twenty-four- and twenty-five-year-old doctors, who had just finished their examinations,… — Stefan Zweig Copy Share Image
There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards. — George Augustus Henry Sala Copy Share Image
Everybody's got a story on their beards. I guess it's just a way of finding common ground with people you otherwise might… — Chris Stapleton Copy Share Image
“It was his goatee that annoyed her the most. Men should either be clean shaven, mustached or wear full beards.” — Margaret Mitchell Copy Share Image
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Ideas are like beards. Men don’t have them until they grow up. Somebody said that, but I can’t remember who.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“The Disco Group ABBA”: They were beards and teeth and natural breasts and whiteness. I” — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge. — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
“All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Why do old men grow huge beards as if to proclaim a manhood that has long since fled?” — Jeane Westin Copy Share Image
