That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Dear kindergartens texting on an iPhone, When I was your age, I had to use cups strung together by a string and pretend it… — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Girl: Truth or dare? Boy: Dare. Girl: I dare you to love me. Boy: No babe, that's truth. ¥ — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would attack him too.. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's more truthful. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
