I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I dribble rhymes like basketball... People call me 'E.T.' What's that, Shaq man? 'Extra Tall.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Every team that plays us plays above their heads. That's because of me. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm getting older. I'm getting sexier. I'm getting meaner. I can still do what I do. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Now, if you're an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: 'Half-man, half-amazing.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It was a cheap shot. They won the game, move on. My thing is, I don't ask for a lot, but I… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm not worried about facing the Sacramento Queens. Write it down. Take a picture. I'm not going to talk about this all… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
When I'm done playing basketball, I want do something bigger. I'm working on my doctorate right now at Barry University in Florida. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up. I never make a face when they try to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I want to go to police academy, I want to actually go out and make a couple of arrests. I want to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It's pretty much the same; it's just that Phil was very weird with his system. This is more of the traditional system. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.' I'm not the hierarchy here. I am… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I blame Riley for my broken thumb, not Matt Geiger. That ain't defense Miami is playing. That's just chopping. I have no… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Being that I'm a tropical black man I don't get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That's… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Once the Hack-a-Shaq works once, you know I'm going to see it again. The only thing worse for basketball than that defense… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I would love an extension, who wouldn't? If they offer me a $35 million-a-year extension, I'll sign it right now. I won't… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm not really worried about my numbers now as a 36-year-old. I'm not trying to be the first, experimental case of a… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Let's put it in old movie Mafia terms. There are guys that are in position to get by but they didn't wait… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I am aware that most people only see me as Shaq... the guy on the court. But there is another side to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Stats don't matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I'm happy. If I score… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I guess people think the taller you are the more dominant you have to be. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I think I'm one of the patches of the quilt here, myself and Dwyane. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Me shooting 40% at the foul line is just God's way to say nobody's perfect. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Remember this-I'm going to bring a championship to Miami. I promise. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I wouldn't. I would just go home. I'd fake an injury or something. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm a season kind of guy - not the preseason but the regular season. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Stats don't matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I'm happy. If I score 50, 60… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
