That's what I do. I get in and get under people's skin and all that stuff. But you will remember me -… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It's his show and I'm just trying to make him look good. If we were the same age there might be a… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We're going to do it again next year. We'll see you again next year. Yeah, I said it. Yeah, I said it.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I got it, I dove on the floor, he dove on my head and I hit my teeth on the ground. It… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If I don't get five [titles], I won't be happy with myself as a basketball player. I don't know how you guys… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Phil took us to the finals three out of the five years and you want to fire him and want to bring… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
The first three championships that I won, I won them. I had big numbers and I won them. And last year, the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If I get that thing down there in that area, that's 67% lifetime. If you don't believe me, Google it. I'm on… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm not a young jitterbug anymore. When I was a young jitterbug, I never won. I didn't start winning until I got… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
No one was there. Some teammates, huh? I guess they didn't want to get their lip busted like the gentleman I busted.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren't too many people in the game… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He doesn't need advice on how to play his position, but he needs advice on how to play team ball... If it's… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life, I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I just want to say, 'Nice job,' but now let the professional take over. There can only be one me. Uno más… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Now, the mistakes that I made with my other two sons, Penny and Kobe, I won't make with D-Wade. We can't let… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm the NBA's best NFL player, and I've always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA - for 12 years running. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm probably going to have to go with Kobester. He's an assassin with LeBron coming right after. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Georgetown. Alonzo was the guy I always heard about. I've always wanted to measure myself against the best. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
But you can not compare Yao's stats to mine. You just can't compare it and I am playing everyone one-on-one. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Afterwards I said Chris Webber was going to leave as a free agent and Sacramento would go back to expansionism. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
My personal opinion is, how, if you never hung out with somebody, do you know them so well? I never hung out… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like the Tom Hanks character in Big. But my life is not a movie. I never have to go… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Stats don't matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I'm happy. If I score 50, 60… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
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