In the seven or eight years we were together, we were never together. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I'm the brigadier general, baby. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Once you learn how to do something, you don't lose it. Unless you die. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If he were on fire, he couldn't act as if he were burning. He can't out-act me on the big screen. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
There is nothing to say because I know everything about him. I raised him. I know what's a charade, and I know… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I don't know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring 'em back, I'd… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
They are that same group, but I've got my own rivalristic problems. Is that a word, rivalristic? I've got my own rivalristic… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm upset at myself. I should have had 50. I missed 13 free throws. That's unacceptable. If I want to be accepted… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I have a lot left. There's only four or five good centers in the league and I'm in that number. ... I've… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
This really isn't a game we really should be proud of. This game is liking taking your kids to the zoo. You're… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I had orders from the great Bill Russell. Me and him were talking in Seattle the other day, and he was telling… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
For once in my career, I won't have to hold anybody's hand and they won't have to hold mine. I'm surrounded by… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Stats don't matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I'm happy. If I score 50, 60… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
![“There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they're in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I'm doing stuff like that all over.” quote by Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e31/shaquille-o-neal-659_antonio_there-was-a-kid-that-had-five-brothers-a_1670401.jpg)
