To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night in the basement of my dorm, and I promoted and… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
When I'm done skating, I guarantee you that I will not look back and remember standing on the podium. I'm going to… — Apolo Ohno Copy Share Image
Locke had illegitimately selected those parts of man he needed for his social contract and suppressed all the rest, a theoretically unsatisfactory… — Allan Bloom Copy Share Image
But it became clear very quickly that I'd underestimated how much I liked him. Not him, perhaps, but the fact that I… — Marina Keegan Copy Share Image
Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Lower the bar. Actually spending ten minutes clearing off one shelf is… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
If you're going to spend a long time locked in somebody's basement, take a professor with you. — Terry H. Anderson Copy Share Image
I remember laughing an inordinate amount of time. Setting up scenes that involve ooze coming out basements, or pigs' heads flying through… — Margot Kidder Copy Share Image
It'sthe fate of most Ping-Pong tables in home basements eventually to serve the ends of other, more desperate games. — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
There was a guy named Ed Mishell. He was this grandfatherly guy who did all the illustrations for the catalogs and reviewed… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
The truth that makes us free is always ticking away like a time-bomb in the basement of everybody's church. — Robert Farrar Capon Copy Share Image
How could you let him do this? (Shahara) I know you’re not going to pin this on me, Shay. I didn’t raise… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I signal with an independent label, Continuum. After that I put out a totally independent record, sold fourteen thousand of them from… — Kid Rock Copy Share Image
The debt is like a crazy aunt we keep down in the basement. All the neighbors know she's there, but nobody wants… — Ross Perot Copy Share Image
So far, the only major accomplishment of the Occupy Wall Street (OWS) protesters is that they have finally put an end to… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
He opened the jar of pickles when no one else could. He was the only one in the house who wasn't afraid… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I’m not going to pick her up and carry her screaming to the basement,” Trent said. “It’s a workday. Besides, she has… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
We are literally in the heart of Jesus," he said. "I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally… — John Green Copy Share Image
Hip-hop has always been chronologically misunderstood. Too many times, people are hearing the story from the second floor. Nobody's heard the story… — Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five Copy Share Image
My older brother was the guitar player in the neighborhood band. My parents were the cool ones that had the basement for… — Jill Sobule Copy Share Image
Every year the literary press praises dozens if not hundreds of novels to the skies, asserting explicitly or implicitly that these books… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
High school and college were my punk, formative years. I was playing hardcore, learning to be a musician. In bands, you tour,… — Steve Aoki Copy Share Image
We've witnessed a fire sale of American liberties at bargain basement prices, in return for the false promise of more security... The… — Wayne LaPierre Copy Share Image
You want to know if we're animals? When I'm on stage with the volume rippling my body like a glass of water… — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
