As soon as I say I'm from Texas people say, "Oh, I'm sure the school was horrible" and they picture me wearing… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
If we remain fearful, then we will be further stripped of power as we barrel towards this neofeudalistic state where there is… — Chris Hedges Copy Share Image
Remember, remember the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason Why the gunpowder treason Should ever… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
... Member Countries shall take necessary action and/or shall establish negotiations, individually or in groups, with the oil companies with a view… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
There is more value in placing a flower in a rifle barrel than making war. As Jimi Hendrix used to say, musical… — Carlos Santana Copy Share Image
I think there [are] great economies that can be made starting with a round of base closings, ... I want the president… — John McCain Copy Share Image
Don't bail; the best pieces of gold are at the bottom of the barrel of crap. — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
Bourbon's the only drink. Youcan take all that champagne stuff and pour it down the English Channel. Well, why wait 80 years… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
I think Tabasco brings me pure heat and Southern kind of familiarity, along with the vinegar and the barrel-aged spices. — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
OPEC production went from 30 million barrels a day to 33 million. They flooded the market, and it's lost them a lot… — Gary Shilling Copy Share Image
A giant as we hoped, in truth, a dwarf; A barrel of slop that shines on Lethe's wharf', Which at first seemed… — Edgar Lee Masters Copy Share Image
Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I come from under the hill, and under the hills and over the hills my paths led. And through the air, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard to get out of the barrel. It's slippery around the edges and people are happy to see you fall back… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
Love is contraband in Hell, cause love is an acid that eats away bars. But you, me, and tomorrow hold hands and… — Assata Shakur Copy Share Image
Does it make all the difference in the world? No. But there's a great deal of symbolism associated with whether we're going… — John McCain Copy Share Image
Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
When you got to the table you couldn't go right to eating, but you had to wait for the widow to tuck… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The reference to John Podesta is general. It is not specific. And, by the way, he does have his time in the… — Roger Stone Copy Share Image
“It is, after all, far too easy to pinch and kick the bizarre Mormon Church; to say it's ripe for satire and… — Mark Morford Copy Share Image
Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I wouldn't give up on Russia, and with oil at $90 a barrel, they can refurbish their strategic capabilities and under an… — John Bolton Copy Share Image
If I could have three wishes, one would be to take an '88 and shove that barrel up Hitler's ass so that… — George S. Patton Copy Share Image
It takes waking prayer and working prayer and going to bed in prayer each day with increasing dedication. I must be the… — Morris Graves Copy Share Image