Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
You should see what she’s wearing, Callie. It’s velvet. Canary yellow velvet. Turban to match. She looks like a furry banana. — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison. — Kevin Keegan Copy Share Image
Buying from a local farmer can mean that he makes a two-hour extra truck drive, which can damage the environment more than… — Tyler Cowen Copy Share Image
If this Government cannot get the adjustment, get manufacturing going again, and keep moderate wage outcomes and a sensible economic policy, then… — Paul Keating Copy Share Image
Cath ate the banana and held on to his gaze. “I’d give you the moon right now,” she said. Levi’s eyes flashed… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore. In Los… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
My mother made a lot of things because she thought they'd be healthy for us. There were some very unfortunate experiences with… — Alice Waters Copy Share Image
In the dream I was onstage and there were thousands of you goin’ bananas for me, all laughing and clapping, celebrating your… — Buddy Wakefield Copy Share Image
I despair of the Republic! Such dreariness, such whining sallow women, such utter absence of the amenities, such crass food, crass manners,… — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When my kids started preschool, the teachers had to take away all the fake bananas because all the boys would pick them… — Dean Norris Copy Share Image
I just feel like I aint never did nothing foul in the game. My ghetto report card has always been straight A's… — E-40 Copy Share Image
“[ On his success ] It’s mad and bananas and amazing, but I can handle it for the simple reason that it… — Tom Hiddleston Copy Share Image
Jewish women are very exciting, as exciting sexually as any other group. Even so, my advice to a young man marrying a… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
“The last few weeks had demonstrated that we were literally irreplaceable as workers, but any criminal incident turned the whole community into… — Ray Ventura Copy Share Image
I love KIND bars. My favorites are coconut and almond and the dark chocolate and sea salt because staying fueled helps keep… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
The early twenties when we drank wood alcohol and every day in every way grew better and better, and there was a… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
So where does the name Adam's apple come from? Most people say that it is from the notion that this bump was… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
“If you pray and ask God to make bananas red, God won’t, because there is nothing wrong with bananas being yellow. If… — Jim Palmer Copy Share Image