Honduras was the original 'banana republic,' and its poverty remains extreme. — Elliott Abrams Copy Share Image
Being called close-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas. — Pat Condell Copy Share Image
“Bad bananas are like push-up bras--a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain.” — Kate Lebo Copy Share Image
You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
Bananas can help relieve headaches, depression, menstrual cramps and cure hangovers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I carry my own food around on tour; I permanently have carrier bags full of cereal and bananas. — Alison Goldfrapp Copy Share Image
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber,poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard… — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
“Communism, my dear," I said when I managed to get hold of a bunch of bananas for hers and let them ripen… — Alina Bronsky Copy Share Image
People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys,… — Max Schneider Copy Share Image
Mrs. Daugherty was keeping my bowl of cream of wheat hot, and she had a special treat with it, she said. It… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
My own diagnosis of my problem is a simpler one. It's that I share 50 per cent of my genome with a… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
I find as a viewer, when I go to see comedies, the strain to be funny throughout the whole thing. I start… — Mike White Copy Share Image
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic… — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
When I find someone I respect writing about an edgy, nervous wine that dithered in the glass, I cringe. When I hear… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle,… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
There is an apocalyptic view to this that is actually kind of appealing, which is the only way to kill big government… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Sarah turned her narrow-eyed gaze on him, making me glad once more that Antimony's comic books got it wrong, and telepaths can't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He gazes through sunlight's buttresses, back down the refectory at the others, wallowing in their plenitude of bananas, thick palatals of their… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
So much of the humor on new sitcoms plays to the lowest common denominator. Wit isn't nearly given as much attention as… — Betty White Copy Share Image
A muddy little stream, a village grown unfamiliar with time and trees. I turn around and retrace my way up Main Street… — Wallace Stegner Copy Share Image
This nation is on a course where if we don't do something about it, get federal situation, the fiscal policy [under control],… — Judd Gregg Copy Share Image
![“This nation is on a course where if we don't do something about it, get federal situation, the fiscal policy [under control], we're Greece. We're a banana republic. Our status as a nation is threatened by what we've got coming at us in the area of deficit and debt. And it's only a few more years…” quote by Judd Gregg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a8/judd-gregg-19676_areas_this-nation-is-on-a-course-where-if-we-d_1043447.png)