It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just made eye contact with someone while he was eating a banana. It was all fine until he smiled... Don't tell him… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Apple: I look like a football. Lemon: I look like a rugby ball. Banana: Can we change the subject please? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
