“Good news is, we're annoying him. Bad news is, we're all going to die painfully.” — Brandy Nacole Copy Share Image
“The bad news is we don’t have any control. The good news is you can’t make any mistakes.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her.” — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first.… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
A life can get knocked into a new orbit by a car crash, a lottery win or just a bleary-eyed consultant giving… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
People do not like to have their favorite myths of idols challenged and as a rule I think that the public does… — Tom Brokaw Copy Share Image
Certainly it constitutes bad news if the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit. — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
“The old saw about bad news traveling fast has never been truer than in the age of the Internet.” — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
“...organized religion is no longer good news for most people, but bad news indeed. It set us up for the massive atheism,… — Richard Rohr Copy Share Image
Bad news has no limits. We often feel it should, like a rainstorm that can't possibly get any heavier. But a storm… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Bad news: Complainers are rewarded for complaining. Indicative of the victim culture in which we live, people have not only come to… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
“The word 'personal' is one of my aversions. Personal loan. Personal hygiene. Personal safety. It's only a way of wrapping up bad… — Helen Dunmore Copy Share Image
“I have good news and bad news! The bad news is that the abyss and the void are all the same thing… — Gabe Habash Copy Share Image
The good news is that The Hangover Part III isn't a rerun like the second episode. The bad news is everything else.… — Kyle Smith Copy Share Image
“I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your house hasn't burned down, you don't have… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Until a person takes responsibility for where he is, there is no basis for moving on. The bad news is that the… — Andy Andrews Copy Share Image
“At a certain point in our lives, when we really need a clear-cut solution, the person who knocks at our door is,… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“For years I’d been awaiting that overriding urge I’d always heard about, the narcotic pining that draws childless women ineluctably to strangers’… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
“Because secrets do not increase in value if kept in a gore-ian lockbox, because one's past is either made useful or else… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“A long hug when you really need it Sometimes we all get rattled. When bad news surprises you, painful memories flash back,… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“Every dark cloud has a silver lining—conversely, the silver lining frames a dark cloud. Or as chapter 58 of Tao Te Ching… — Derek Lin Copy Share Image
“So here you are, in your twenties, thinking that you’ll have another 40 years to go. Four decades in which to live… — Adrian Tan Copy Share Image
“My mother repressed a shudder of apprehension, for, being more rapid in perception than my father, she grew alarmed on his account… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
I remember my manager called me, and he usually texts, but he called, and he's like, 'You ready for this one?' And… — Ice Spice Copy Share Image
Big house, 4 whips, hella tattoos. Smoke good and ya bitch think Im bad news. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
