A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month. — Dax Shepard Bangs Copy Share Image
I thought I never wanted to be on TV. I was dead wrong. I'm almost always dead wrong about the things I… — Dax Shepard About Copy Share Image
People only attack when they see weakness or when they think that someone is ashamed of it or embarrassed and they can't… — Dax Shepard Ashamed Copy Share Image
I'm of the opinion that the technology is in a place where there's really no excuse not to just make your movie. — Dax Shepard Excuse Copy Share Image
I believe in making movies very inexpensively; I think that way too much money is spent on making movies. Enough movies are… — Dax Shepard Being Copy Share Image
I've had plenty of crappy jobs, but the only job I've ever really dedicated myself to has been acting. It's my life. — Dax Shepard Acting Copy Share Image
I have to stay on top of myself with honesty and be very forthcoming, quickly admit when I'm wrong, you know? I… — Dax Shepard Admit Copy Share Image
I try to approach making movies in a way that it's about the making of them and not the result of them,… — Dax Shepard Approach Copy Share Image
When I look at her, it's like when I was in seventh grade and fell in love for the first time, where… — Dax Shepard Available Copy Share Image
If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it’s like, ‘Well, of course he did.’ With me, it should be, ‘Oh good, a normal-looking… — Dax Shepard Bells Copy Share Image
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either… — Dax Shepard Actors Copy Share Image
You can't put the Hollywood sign in a movie without paying them. That is a landmark in L.A. I'm sorry, remove it… — Dax Shepard Dare Copy Share Image
Because 98 percent of our ideas are not great ideas, or everyone would be a billionaire. So yeah. That's something people have… — Dax Shepard Actor Copy Share Image
There's like a shift in the paradigm about every 15 years in movies because one would slip through the cracks. I think… — Dax Shepard About Copy Share Image
What's great about TV, and what I love about being on 'Parenthood,' is you have this family. I'm now going on four… — Dax Shepard Family Copy Share Image
So if you're on the motorcycle, on the track you're not thinking at all about what's happening next week or tomorrow or… — Dax Shepard About Copy Share Image
I had just done a movie prior to 'Employee of the Month' called 'Let's Go to Prison' and Will Arnett got to… — Dax Shepard Bad Copy Share Image
I was 20 when I moved to Los Angeles. I went on probably 600 commercial auditions and couldn't book any of them. — Dax Shepard Angeles Copy Share Image
I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it. — Dax Shepard Addict Copy Share Image
I've had plenty of good times and have settled peacefully into quite a boring existence that I love. I had enough fireworks… — Dax Shepard Believe Copy Share Image
Success is just a war of attrition. Sure, there's an element of talent you should probably possess, but if you stick around… — Dax Shepard Attrition Copy Share Image
It's ironic, really. Guys should be excited that I got Kristen Bell. If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it's like, 'Well, of… — Dax Shepard Always Copy Share Image
We were doing press for this movie that my friends and I made for $5,000 called 'Brothers Justice,' that I also wrote… — Dax Shepard Best friend Copy Share Image
They're making so few movies that you really just have to make it. It's going to be the only way you end… — Dax Shepard Anyone Copy Share Image
There was a best-selling book in the late '60s and '70s called 'The Adventurers' by Harold Robbins. The lead character's name was… — Dax Shepard Adventure Copy Share Image
You know what? I did a lot of things that were deliberate, and they all backfired. I was trying desperately to become… — Dax Shepard Adam Copy Share Image
Being truthful is a necessity because when I'm not being truthful it takes a toll on me. I don't have any room… — Dax Shepard Any Copy Share Image
From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since… — Dax Shepard Addict Copy Share Image
All of my free time is made up of motor sports endeavors, be them motorcycles or off-road racing or track days. I… — Dax Shepard Bells Copy Share Image
Now, where does my comedy come from, like, as a human being? Yeah, when I was a kid I was dyslexic and… — Dax Shepard About Copy Share Image
I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that's not a sensible hobby. But… — Dax Shepard About Copy Share Image
But doing 'Parenthood,' I've never ever been happier in 35 years. I drive to work and I drive home. I'm like a… — Dax Shepard Been Copy Share Image
People talk differently. You can say some things some places you can't say in other places. But me as a film maker,… — Dax Shepard Film Copy Share Image
I'm a writer; I've worked as much as a writer as I have as an actor, so I was in a script-note… — Dax Shepard Actor Copy Share Image
I think I'm a combination of very simple pleasures and the fact I've read a lot of books. I don't think it's… — Dax Shepard Across Copy Share Image
I lived for going down the rabbit hole of meeting weird people. Of course, come Monday I would be tallying up all… — Dax Shepard Come Copy Share Image
