The uselessness and expensiveness of modern women multiply bachelors. — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. — Thomas Fuller Copy Share Image
He took her up in his arms in the way of a bachelor who has had amateur experience of the carrying of… — William Pett Ridge Copy Share Image
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die… — Charles Farrar Browne Copy Share Image
I don't much like to think that being a bachelor girl limits how you see the world. On the other hand, I… — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
My kids have never known me not working on The Bachelor. But they've lived in Paris and Italy and been to Hawaii… — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James. 'He has one foot in the grave.' 'He means… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Squeeze marriage as much as you like, you will never extract anything from it but fun for bachelors and boredom for husbands. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
On both 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' it seems like proposing marriage is equivalent to saying, 'Let's date.' Everyone knows those aren't… — Patti Stanger Copy Share Image
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I started in a business background, but then it was like, 'you know, I can't do math,' so I changed it to… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me, because I have railed so long against marriage:… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“For some years he had felt weighing on him the burden of loneliness which sometimes overwhelms old bachelors. He had been strong,… — Guy de Maupassant Copy Share Image
I myself have participated in girl-on-girl shows for men that would ask for it, of which were very, very many. It is… — Annie Lobert Copy Share Image
The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I take a ridiculous pleasure in what I eat and drink. It comes partly from being a bachelor, but mostly from a… — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
I want to date Cheryl Cole. She is a looker, she's the one. I love her accent, its so sexy. She's free… — Chace Crawford Copy Share Image
Most of my friends from Columbia are going on to get advanced degrees. And why not? A Ph.D. is the new M.A.,… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
I'm probably the only member of the 'Bachelor' cast without an agent! — Jake Pavelka Copy Share Image
I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor. — Sara Gilbert Copy Share Image
Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them. — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
There is no character in the comedy of human life more difficult to play well than that of an old bachelor. — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
“While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
The average kindergartner has seen more than 5,000 hours of TV-more time than it takes to earn a bachelor's degree. — Shook Copy Share Image
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Now on 'Bachelor Pad' it is true colors - no best foot forward anymore, everybody is really themselves. — Jake Pavelka Copy Share Image
It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you. — Pete Townshend Copy Share Image
Hey 'Bachelor,' take notes! Trusting one another and sharing a journey to health leads to lasting relationships! — Alison Sweeney Copy Share Image
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman. — Richard Roeper Copy Share Image
