I'm probably the only member of the 'Bachelor' cast without an agent! — Jake Pavelka Copy Share Image
I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor. — Sara Gilbert Copy Share Image
Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them. — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
There is no character in the comedy of human life more difficult to play well than that of an old bachelor. — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
“While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
My kids have never known me not working on The Bachelor. But they've lived in Paris and Italy and been to Hawaii… — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James. 'He has one foot in the grave.' 'He means… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
On both 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' it seems like proposing marriage is equivalent to saying, 'Let's date.' Everyone knows those aren't… — Patti Stanger Copy Share Image
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I started in a business background, but then it was like, 'you know, I can't do math,' so I changed it to… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I happen to hold a bachelor of science degree in geology... And my greatest contribution to the field of science is that… — Colin Powell Copy Share Image
You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor,… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
It is quite beneath the dignity of a person holding a Bachelor of Arts degree to engage in such a vulgar occupation… — Fukuzawa Yukichi Copy Share Image
I take a ridiculous pleasure in what I eat and drink. It comes partly from being a bachelor, but mostly from a… — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
I want to date Cheryl Cole. She is a looker, she's the one. I love her accent, its so sexy. She's free… — Chace Crawford Copy Share Image
Most of my friends from Columbia are going on to get advanced degrees. And why not? A Ph.D. is the new M.A.,… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
Now if you not only support them through that pregnancy, but now provide childcare for them so they can go back to… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear,"… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There’s a lot I don’t tell my father when he calls asking after Amy. He wouldn’t understand that she has no interest… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Times are changed with him who marries; there are no more by-path meadows, where you may innocently linger, but the road lies… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
The average kindergartner has seen more than 5,000 hours of TV-more time than it takes to earn a bachelor's degree. — Shook Copy Share Image
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Now on 'Bachelor Pad' it is true colors - no best foot forward anymore, everybody is really themselves. — Jake Pavelka Copy Share Image
It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you. — Pete Townshend Copy Share Image
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman. — Richard Roeper Copy Share Image
I don't recommend being a bachelor, but it helps if you want to write. — Nelson Algren Copy Share Image
Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men. — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
Monks, nuns, long-term spinsters and bachelors and permanent homosexuals are all, in a reproductive sense, aberrant. Society has bred them, but they… — Desmond Morris Copy Share Image
I'll be honest. We copied everyone... the Beatles, the Bachelors. It was the only way people would even listen to you. — Maurice Gibb Copy Share Image
[Bachelors'] approach to gastronomy is basically sexual, since few of them under seventy-nine will bother to produce a good meal unless it… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
“Get your associates as fast as you can and then get a bachelors." "I don't want that. I want to work in… — Teresa Lo Copy Share Image
It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a… — Rutherford B. Hayes Copy Share Image
James Bond in his Sean Connery days ... was the first well-known bachelor on the American scene who was not a drifter… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
A bachelor's children are always young: they're immortal children - always lisping, waddling, helpless, and with a chance of turning out good. — George Eliot Copy Share Image