Baby Quotes · Page 63

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

— Charles Barkley

“He wanted to tell the baby that Paris was like a poem in stone.”

— Simon Van Booy

It never enters the lady's head that the wet-nurse's baby probably dies.

— Harriet Martineau

“Be careful with your knives baby, use them before anyone can use them against you." Nan-The Otherside”

— Ashley Jeffery

I'm the kind of guy who wants to be involved in everything concerning our new baby. I don't want to miss a…

— Mike McCready

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

— Jane Wagner

Do Me Baby, give it to me Do Me Baby, Do Me baby, don't wanna do it all alone. I want your…

— Melissa Morgan

Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them

— The Ultimate

If the nearly one-and-a-half million babies aborted in America each year could, somehow, vote, chameleon candidates would find fresh reason to be…

— Neal A. Maxwell

I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when…

— Winston Churchill

I remember nothing of this, no ambulance rides, nothing. Nothing between switching out the bedside lamp and the sudden indignity of rebirth:…

— Stephen Fry

Shall I tell you something I've been noticing? The mistrust this society has for women. All kinds of experts and officials are…

— Marge Piercy

“This tiny human on the screen, this little jelly bean, is my baby. I am in love. I thought I knew what…

— Savannah Page

The invisible bond that gives the baby rein to discover his place in the world also brings the creeping baby back to…

— Louise J. Kaplan

And I wish that I was made of stone So that I would not have to see A beauty impossible to define…

— Nick Cave

It certainly changes your life. So that may be a cliché, but I think any woman would say that [day when her…

— Cassandra Peterson

My children are babies and my husband has scarcely half an hour in 24 to give me.

— Julia Ward Howe

“I smirk at her and let my eyes graze over her body."I don't know how to be friends with someone I'm attracted…

— Cheryl McIntyre

That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me ‘Baby,’ and it didn't occur to me to mind.

— Jennifer Grey

There is a lot of advice on baby feeding, but almost nothing on how to help crying babies.

— Harvey Karp

It's been fantastic with the baby, I love it. He is going to come with me, so I'm going to have him…

— Asher Keddie

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney.

— Noel Gallagher

Someone once told me that the '…Baby One More Time' video should be me as a superhero fighting a giant robot monster.

— Britney Spears

'The Philadelphia Story' is one of my favorite movies, as is 'Bringing Up Baby.'

— Abigail Spencer

Come close to me baby. Let your love hold you. I know this world is crazy, but what's it without you?

— Common

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.

— Tre Cool

Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so…

— Halle Berry

Youse are great help arent yahs yah fucking cunts, those who actually help me I love you all girllover I love you…

— Nikolas

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

— Caitlin Moran

A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!]

— Mo Johnston

I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.

— Bob Saget

Baby Jane' is a tune, what a sax solo. And The Faces' 'Stay With Me' is amazing.

— Edith Bowman

They're kind of baby steps. We haven't made any measurable impact on the mortality rate or survival of this disease.

— James Young

I could do without 'cool' publications calling me 'mom jazz.' But I laughed all the way to the bank, baby.

— Norah Jones

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that…

— Jean Kerr

It's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? I mean, it's creepy.

— Caitlin Moran

Only in Paris do couture workers, from seamstress to mannequin, worship a dress and treat it like a baby.

— Pierre Balmain

Baby, this town rips the bones from our back it's a death trap, it's a suicide rap. We got to get out…

— Bruce Springsteen

Creativity needs to be taken care of. It's like a big baby that needs to be nourished.

— Susan Sontag