That awkward moment of shame when an automatic door doesn't open for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when half way through telling a story you realize its pointless. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.' — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you say something stupid & everybody is looking at you like WTF! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everytime i have turned the page he re-enters my life as awkward as postscript — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your dad thinks that every boy you talk to is your boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Leave a silence alone, no matter how awkward it felt. Invariably the other person filled it, often with something unexpected.” — Kate White Copy Share Image
I don't really know on the jobs I don't get - nobody calls me up and says, 'Yeah, you were too tall!'… — Anne Dudek Copy Share Image
A man who knows the world will not only make the most of everything he does know, but of many things he… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
“When a child reaches puberty, parents become so curious about their sex lives and whereabouts, put them behind bars to their own… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Well, in pharmacology, if the effect is local, it's of course absolutely awkward to use it in any other way than as… — Arvid Carlsson Copy Share Image
Being unique can make you start to feel awkward about who you are. If you are not like everybody else...you can feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you remember something funny, start smiling like an idiot,, everyone stares at you wondering why you're smiling xU… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Dricus is like so awkward he's good. Where it's like, you know, I'm a million times better than him, I… — Sean Strickland Copy Share Image
Its that awkward feeling you get when you put on some James Blunt to get laid and the girls wearing a Slipknot… — Randy Thomas Copy Share Image
I was a painfully shy, awkward kid, with low self-esteem and almost no social skills. Online, I didn't have a problem talking… — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
In early comics, you see the amazing awkwardness and bizarre reasoning in the storyline, and it's because comics hadn't really been invented… — Michael Kupperman Copy Share Image
Having children, you have so much more structure in your life. The open-endedness of being a single woman is gone, you know?… — Karen Elson Copy Share Image
People have all these preconceived notions about magicians, like that they're lonely and bitter or they're socially awkward people. I don't know… — Justin Willman Copy Share Image
“I reveled in the smallness, the coziness of an upstairs bedroom in a traditional American Cape Cod house the half-floor that forces… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
“So, what—you just walk right past me? Don’t even say hello?” He clutches the socks to his chest. “I’m crushed. I saved… — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
I really like the stuff that is very absurd and very real at the same time. I think Anton Chekhov is the… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
“He suddenly began to look wretched, much as I had seen him look as a schoolboy: lonely: awkward: unpopular: odd; no longer… — Anthony Powell Copy Share Image
I'm not weird.I'm just different(: Very awkward,random and funny(at times) Haha,Don't judge me if you don't know me(: — Jasmine Copy Share Image
If we're best friends doesn't mean I can't like you or things well be awkward unless you make it. — Destiny Copy Share Image
“Oh stupid, silly, awkward me; Will I never, ever see? People babble, speak, and talk; All I can do is stand and… — Margo T. Rose Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought. — Alexia Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you know you need to cry and you actually want to cry, but you legitimately cant. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
I've always done well with pressure, always done well with awkward situations. — Michael Beasley Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your teacher asks you to read out loud, and you dont even know what page theyre on. — Oupa Copy Share Image
The custom and fashion of today will be the awkwardness and outrage of tomorrow - so arbitrary are these transient laws. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“back of the other person. Unfortunately, I know a lot of people who are reluctant to do this and/or feel very awkward… — Joe Navarro Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you reach in to hug an attractive person only to bump into the mirror. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Awkward moment when your calling you Partner so as you can talk to him/her and his/her phone so busy!!! — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know your hungry or thirsty and you open the fridge and just stare. — Katrina Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment when you walk into a store trying to buy a shirt and someone picks up the last one . — InFinity Copy Share Image
