If you park next to me like an asshole, I'll make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're the one who judges someone reading them, you're an asshole for not inviting me for beer so we can do… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
So you have an inspiring bio about being the change that you want to be in this world, you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's always that one asshole who says at band camp when someone else says that one time... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when people walk in on me masturbating and look at me like I'm the asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm the asshole who parks the shopping cart right next to your car in the parking lot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
