At the premieres, I always watch the audience. If a child asks to go to the bathroom, I know I've failed. — Gian Carlo Menotti Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone asks where the bathroom is and then, instead, answers their mofo phone. — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
When a friend asks, do you have a bathroom? Me, no we shit in the yard!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are four categories of questions Emmily asks: 1. Can I please go to the bathroom? 2. Where is the bathroom? 3.… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
