I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools day is coming up but who cares cause my life is a joke every day of the year... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one... Just like any other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's use April Fool's as a cover for numerous sexual harassment violations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ¦.???¦. Its APRIL 1ST ¦. If she accepts its your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really wish I didn't have to remind you that staging a murder is not an appropriate April Fool's Day prank. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a heads up not to worry about any April Fool's Day pranks because I'll be too depressed that it's Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the status update box and the search box around. People posting updates on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts thats your LUCk otherwise just tell her its April Fool. :) — Bubbly Copy Share Image
My dream for April Fool's Day is to discover your obsession with a seemingly endless series of college basketball games isn't actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are one of the CUTEST persons in this world Just a second dont misunderstand me CUTE means Creating Useless Troubles. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doing your taxes on April Fool's Day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four… — Bubbly Copy Share Image
If you'd have sex with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Happy April Fools Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I trust you not to pull any April Fool's Day pranks because I trust you'll still think it's March. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swapped my neighbor's newspaper with last years newspaper from the same date. He didn't even notice! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Just a friendly reminder Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.” — Olivia Lichtenstein Copy Share Image
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could just change your birthday to April 1st, watch everyone write happy birthday on your Facebook wall, and at the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isnt it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fools Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a friendly reminder; Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on April Fools Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll wait until April Fools is over to inform you that obviously you have no idea where my clitoris is located. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I bought 13 alarm clocks and set them to go off at 5AM and put them all over my girlfriend's room. She… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Man I love april fools day eccept the part I get pranked one tip: DO NOT play pranks on ppl if u… — Harvey Mcfield Copy Share Image
Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude? Just kick him. How dare he fool you before April… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools Day is the perfect day to say everything horrible you've wanted to say to people and then pretend it's a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
