April fools day Quotes

Acting is an empty and useless profession.

— Marlon Brando

Happy April Fools Day Beware of getting fooled!

— Latest

April Fool, this made my day Lol

— Abdul

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.

— Cynthia Heimel

The older I get, the faster I was.

— Charles Barkley

You can't fool someone that knows you too well.

— Sonya Parker

Happy april fools day!!!

— Asking Alexander

Looking foolish does the spirit good.

— John Updike

Thank god April Fools day is over, back to reality now please...

— Anonymous

April fools day: A whole day set aside for blondes...

— Anonymous

Congratulations on effectively deceiving and humiliating me.

— Anonymous

Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.

— Evan Esar

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

— John Oliver

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

— Virginia Foxx

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

— Gene Brown

Girl : you're cute me: it's not april fools day yet

— Amit Verma

Wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Please dont make others fool on…

— Anonymous

If your April Fools Day prank this year was 'I'm pregnant' then you're an idiot and lack originality and need to go…

— Anonymous

I intend to abuse your kind, trusting nature for the sake of my own moderate, short-lived amusement.

— Anonymous

Let's make sure our harmless prank doesn't cause long-term psychological damage to scores of innocent civilians.

— Anonymous

I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April…

— Anonymous

Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this.

— Anonymous

Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed.

— Anonymous

Females don't have any better April Fools' Day jokes besides 'I'm pregnant'? People wouldn't be shocked hearing that from most of you…

— Anonymous

For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go…

— James Franco

FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI main FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai u r the most BEAUTIFOOL WONDERFOOL and ColorFOOL amngst all…

— Anonymous

“Hello everyone (Fools & Wise Ones)! Welcome to New Month, April! A month known for sunshine, spring vibes & it’s fool’s day.…

— Rajesh Goyal

Acting is an empty and usless profession.

— Marlon Brando

April Fools gone past, and youre the biggest fool at last.

— Anonymous

I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.

— Anonymous

April is my favorite month because is the month everyone been foolish . LOL

— Anonymous

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

— Ambrose Bierce

When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.

— H. L. Mencken

April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack.

— Green Monk

What if April Fools day doesnt exist and its been the longest prank in History?

— Anonymous

This is the one day of the year I wish I was on jury duty.

— Anonymous

“April Fools Day lets too many people think they are funny and so I don’t support that.”

— Anonymous

To avoid confusion, I'm waiting until tomorrow to tell you I'm pregnant.

— Anonymous

Hi Dear FOOL, Wish you a Happy April Fool Day. Today is your day.

— Bubbly

Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke.

— Anonymous