Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one... Just like any other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools day is coming up but who cares cause my life is a joke every day of the year... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To avoid confusion, I'm waiting until tomorrow to tell you I'm pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“April Fools Day lets too many people think they are funny and so I don’t support that.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bought 13 alarm clocks and set them to go off at 5AM and put them all over my girlfriend's room. She… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I'll wait until April Fools is over to inform you that obviously you have no idea where my clitoris is located. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a friendly reminder; Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on April Fools Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isnt it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fools Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could just change your birthday to April 1st, watch everyone write happy birthday on your Facebook wall, and at the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go… — James Franco Copy Share Image
FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI main FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai u r the most BEAUTIFOOL WONDERFOOL and ColorFOOL amngst all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hello everyone (Fools & Wise Ones)! Welcome to New Month, April! A month known for sunshine, spring vibes & it’s fool’s day.… — Rajesh Goyal Copy Share Image
Let's use April Fool's as a cover for numerous sexual harassment violations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
What if April Fools day doesnt exist and its been the longest prank in History? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
