I don't want to give the impression that I hold daily conversations with my household appliances, although my toaster is as old as Drew Barrymore and almost as talented. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender… all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
