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Anti valentines day Quotes

9 quotes from 8 authors

If you’ve rolled your eyes at heart‑filled calendars, these nine quips capture the cheeky side of rejecting romance. Snippets from eight distinct voices range from cynical humor to blunt truth about love‑free living. For perspectives, check out ‘Love & Friendship’ and ‘Cynical Romance’ pages, where larger pools await.

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Avant-garde means never having to say you're sorry.

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For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry.

William J. Bernstein

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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

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I won't cry for you, my mascara's too expensive

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Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.

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The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut…

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To love blindly is to love selfishly, because the goal of such love is not the real advantage of the beloved but…

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You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. Of all the people you will know in the…

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You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial…

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