If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up. — Jean-Claude Van Damme Copy Share Image
Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“I refuse to answer the phone, especially when it’s not questioning (ringing).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I get up early and open my emails, write cheques, and answer the phone; whatever needs to be done. — Martin Parr Copy Share Image
All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end. — Fred Couples Copy Share Image
“Karma can be an ill-timed mistress who always calls when your Mother-in-law is the first to answer the phone…. and it would… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
When I'm at home, I don't discuss business. I don't talk business. I don't answer the phone. It's just me, my wife,… — DMX Copy Share Image
“Why do extroverts have voicemail? To never miss a call. Why do introverts have voicemail? To never answer the phone.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Hi there," squeaked a precocious little voice, "you are speaking to Chloe Fusakawa, and I have just learned how to answer the… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone. — Sydney J Harris Copy Share Image
“That day, the sight of our front gate was pure relief to me. All I wanted to do was get inside, change… — Hillary Rodham Clinton Copy Share Image
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
As soon as television became the only secondary way in which films were watched, films had to adhere to a pretty linear… — Christopher Nolan Copy Share Image
I don't like the fact that no one has any imagination anymore. It doesn't pay to be a dreamer because all they… — Joe Meno Copy Share Image
My stepdad makes me laugh constantly reading things out from the paper or getting worked up about a lady from a local… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
“I really do. It’s the first time I don’t have to think at work, you know. It’s really simple. You just answer… — Joe Meno Copy Share Image
I simply constructed a project to try to snap Kurt [Cobain] out of a frame of mind. I sent him a plane… — Michael Stipe Copy Share Image
I don't answer the phone or do my email; I don't do anything until I've got the day's writing done. I have… — John Lanchester Copy Share Image
When I'm at home, I don't discuss business. I don't talk business. I don't answer the phone. It's just me, my wife,… — DMX Copy Share Image
“Sometimes when you read a book or watch a TV show, you see the people and you think, Don’t do that. Don’t… — M.H. Herlong Copy Share Image
Myron reached for the phone and dialed Win's number. After the eighth ring he began to hang up when a weak, distant… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
“Ringo: [On the 'Two Virgins' cover] 'The cover was the mind-blower - I remember to this day the moment when they came… — Ringo Starr Copy Share Image
“In mid-morning, Qwilleran set out from the barn carrying a baker’s box tied with red plaid ribbon. He said goodbye to the… — Lilian Jackson Braun Copy Share Image
Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“He buys Playboy magazines and looks through them once, then gives them to me. That’s what it’s like to be rich. Here’s… — Tom Franklin Copy Share Image
“There isn’t a name for my situation. Firstly because I decided to kill myself. And then because of this idea: I don’t… — DBC Pierre Copy Share Image
I think my first bout of that was when I was doing me and My Girl, funnily enough. I really didn't change… — Emma Thompson Copy Share Image
“I have not had so good of a week. Well, monday was a pretty good day, if you don't count Hamburger Surprise… — Sara Pennypacker Copy Share Image
“Marketing is not a department Do you have a marketing department? If not, good. If you do, don’t think these are the… — Jason Fried Copy Share Image
“Hey, Rachel, it's Emma. Tell Toraf he's off the hook for tonight. I can't make it over there for practice today. Maybe… — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
“With Marlboro Man’s strong hands massaging my tired shoulders, I walked in front of him down the narrow porch toward the driveway,… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“I missed you, Kitten,” he growled. Then his mouth crushed over mine, his kiss more filled with raw need than romantic welcome.… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“You have a better option?” He didn’t. Neither did Sage. I borrowed Larry Steczynski’s cell phone to call Rayna. Personally, I never… — Hilary Duff Copy Share Image
“Is Mr. Huntley safe?” Bethany’s composed voice sounded through the connection. “He is. Are you?” “I’m fine. Jeff and I went for… — Lexxie Couper Copy Share Image
“natural in the world. It feels so good and safe, and perfect. I love everything about this: listening to his rhythmic heartbeats,… — Layla Hagen Copy Share Image
“Earlier in the day, while killing some hours by circling in blue ballpoint ink every uppercase M in the front section of… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
![“I simply constructed a project to try to snap Kurt [Cobain] out of a frame of mind. I sent him a plane ticket and a driver, and he tacked the plane ticket to the wall in the bedroom and the driver sat outside the house for 10 hours. Kurt wouldn't come out and wouldn't answer the phone.” quote by Michael Stipe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/208/michael-stipe-6714_answers_i-simply-constructed-a-project-to-try-to_117192.jpg)
![“Ringo: [On the 'Two Virgins' cover] 'The cover was the mind-blower - I remember to this day the moment when they came in and showed me. I don't really remember the music, I'd have to play it now. But he showed me the cover and I pointed to the 'Times': 'Oh, you've even got the Times in it...' as…” quote by Ringo Starr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ec/ringo-starr-3090_time_ringo-on-the-two-virgins-cover-the-cover_188220.jpg)
