“Don't hire anyone you wouldn't want to run into in the hallway at three in the morning.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The best way to make smbdy rmmbr u............ borrow money frm thm.. :D — Sachithra Copy Share Image
You know that really Grinds My Gears?: When Some Girls Say that They aren't like that & that they don't do that,… — Bambii Copy Share Image
All you have to do in life is smile, look forward and ignore the bitch talking shit behind you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have to stop saying How stupid can you be? I think people are taking it as a challenge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Quite & boring is sometimes prefered than Loud & annoying, at least you don't have to look just after you leap. — Oamlad Copy Share Image
A women is not written in Braille...You don't need to touch her to know her.! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason. — Amy Copy Share Image
Some people just don't get that I'll rather talk to a wall than them. — Francine Chiar Copy Share Image
Lots of people always say to me, fuck off alright this is mine! so I reply with. sure I will fuck off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's perfectly legal to be a smart ass at times but some people just take advantage of it... — Meryannn Ulrick Copy Share Image
Isn't it weird how people talk so much about u,when the only thing they actually knows about u is your NAME — Sniper Copy Share Image
If you are what you eat, then clearly you've had 2 heaping bowls of annoying today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, There Are No Words To Describe How We Feel About Some Bad People... Thank God, He Gave Us A MIDDLE Finger... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“This? It's a feather-coin. I made it.' 'What is it for?' 'It isn't for anything. It's a toy.' 'It's for annoying people,'… — Garth Nix Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking your anger out on people who didn't cause it in the first place, is pointless. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The annoying moment when your friend is a friend with the person you hate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image