Annoying people Quote by Garth Nix

“I swiftly discovered that there are few things in DIY (and possibly life) that can't be solved with a large mallet, a bag of…

— Monty Halls

“Let me make you an offer, little goat. We spar. If you lose, my cap is returned to me, unburnt. I continue to hunt…

— Holly Black

“Is it life?' he answered.'I would rather be without it' he said, ' for there is a queer small utility in it. You cannot…

— Flann O'Brien

“One must be very careful with the little lip gloss hash container thingy.”

— Sienna McQuillen

“I plucked one feather from my hood and left it on his forehead, for, his, head. For a souvenir, for a warning, for a…

— Max Porter

“After walking for a long time, he finally pulled me near a copse of bamboo that was growing near a large teak tree. He…

— Colleen Houck

“A feather taped to a vibrator is a tickling machine to induce hunger, and NOT a sex toy. So you won’t have to ask…

— Jarod Kintz

“If you can't fuck it, eat it or use it for a weapon--kill it.”

— Karen Marie Moning

“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the poor thing…

— Cate Tiernan

“And what the hell does that even mean? Why would you serve food for thoughgs, and what kind of food? If you serve spinach,…

— J.D. Robb

“Its our loot. If you don't like it, you can kiss my quiver”

— Rick Riordan

“Good folk, I have no coin, To take were to purloin: I have no copper in my purse, I have no silver either, And…

— Christina Rossetti