Annoy Drunk Quotes by Itsme867

When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this…

— Itsme867

I hope you find someone who makes you miserable :)

— Itsme867

Would you like you if you met you.

— Itsme867

Past is a good place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay.

— Itsme867

Theres color in every darkness, you just have to be able to put the lights on.

— Itsme867

You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

— Itsme867

I almost had you... But I didn't even know it

— Itsme867

We all have flaws. The end.

— Itsme867

I don't understand how I care so much WHEN YOU DON'T CARE at all.

— Itsme867

Let's skip to the good part

— Itsme867

That painful moment when the roof of your mouth gets stabbed by a Dorito.

— Itsme867

Thank you for reading this, I have officially wasted your time.

— Itsme867