“The lesson of the Funk Dog: “You can forget what it used to feel like to feel good about life; feeling rotten—or just a low-grad funk—seems normal and therefore acceptable. I just don’t believe that God intended for any of… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“A stranger came to their door one day. He was singularly unattractive - very little hair covering his hideous, sore-wracked skin, just generally ratty and nasty looking. But as is often said of the unbeautiful of the world, he had… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“FINANCIAL TIP For guys-- buying the stupid flowers when you're supposed to will be way cheaper than what you'll have to buy and do… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“My sister, Judy, has always said that she would like to lie in state, propped up in her coffin with her eyes blared wide… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“If some area of your life sucks - do something else. Life is too short - and too long - to spend it being… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“I believe that the ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to the resiliency of the human spirit.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Familiarity, not survival, is the strongest drive in human beings.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Life. It's your birthday present. Open it up and play with it. Act like you like it. (The One who gave it to you… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than no jewelry… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“If you are stuck sweating on a sandbar in the river of your life you've got to find a way back into those swift… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Stay fit and live long and prosper, but write your own obituary now, while you can, just in case.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“The lesson of the Funk Dog: “You can forget what it used to feel like to feel good about life; feeling rotten—or just a… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“But, if you've decided to go out on a limb and kill one, for goodness' sake, be prepared. We all read, with dismay, the… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Suzanne Sugarbaker of Designing Women was so right when she said, “There’s just nothing better in life than to ride around on the back… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“It’s vitally important that you buy your own crown and declare yourself Queen, and then spend the rest of your life living into that.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“If there exists in this universe anything more infuriating and crazy-making than a man, I don't know what it is, thank you, and I… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
