“He spent the afternoon watching the indicator light turn from red to orange to green and thought about how useless it was to be angry at anybody about an abstract principle...How could any idea that drives a man away from… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“Neethan is a tall dude, six-eight, and watching him come out of a limo is like watching a cleverly designed Japanese toy robot arachnid… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“Anytime things were going right for you, the future of the world seemed bright. Anytime they were going wrong, the imminent collapse of civilization… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“Have you ever met a slave, Luke?" she asked. The question took me aback, coming from a black person. I stammered out a no.… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“By now, sympathy for the plight of the polar bears had largely disappeared from public discourse. Instead of beautiful mammals deserving of out preservation… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“According to Beth-Anne, the next reporter is Nico Renault from Hollywood Japan Network. Nico's recently had his face tattooed to look like the Kabuki-made-up… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“Message: I can make fun of myself despite my perfection: I am more like you in this regard: it's safe for you to like… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“Did you know that the fundamental building blocks of life are not cells, are not DNA are not even carbon but language yeah 'cause… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“The man behind the counter seemed to have stopped listening to him. He slid a room key across the fake-wood-grain counter and returned to… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“. . . waves of desert heat . . . I must’ve passed out, because when I woke up I was shivering and stars… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“He spent the afternoon watching the indicator light turn from red to orange to green and thought about how useless it was to be… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image