I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It is now only in letters I write what I feel: not in literature any more, and I seldom say it, because… — E. M. Forster Copy Share Image
At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good — Marilyn Vos Savant Copy Share Image
I find it highly amusing that Donald Trump talks about "Make America Great Again." He doesn't make a thing in America, except… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Everyone wants to be truth tellers today while never thinking we are the ones who need the truth told to us. It's… — Sho Baraka Copy Share Image
I Google myself to see what come up when you Google Daniel Radcliffe because that's always amusing. — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
“I do like cats. They are so unconsciously amusing. There is such a comic dignity about them, such a "How dare you!"… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
A witch who is bored might do ANYTHING. People said things like 'we had to make our own amusements in those days'… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Gideon was a force of nature, his magnetic self-possession so powerful it put everyone around him in his shadow. I saw flashes… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“Mr. Blank's old friend is acting up again, and because our hero is no longer wearing the cotton trousers and underpants and… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Cardan glances toward me, as though for help. When I am silent, he frowns, annoyed with both of us. 'Although I am… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
It is not a very difficult task to make what is commonly called an amusing book of travels. Any one who will… — James Fenimore Cooper Copy Share Image
The wrong kind of guy to fall in love with is the guy who will let go of the steering wheel as… — An Na Copy Share Image
[Revealing character] can't be done by pushing the person into position or arranging his head at a certain angle. It must be… — Philippe Halsman Copy Share Image
Philosophers, if they have much imagination, are apt to let it loose as well as other people, and in such cases are… — Granville Penn Copy Share Image
“The Devil answer'd: bray a fool in a morter with wheat, yet shall not his folly be beaten out of him; if… — William Blake Copy Share Image
What makes humans human is precisely that they do not know the future. That is why they do the fateful and amusing… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
I fight against the gluttony of time with so many very amusing weapons with gestures and with three attitudes and with charming… — James Branch Cabell Copy Share Image
“You think too much of your "toilette", Adele; but you may have a flower." I took a rose from a vase and… — Charlotte Brontë Copy Share Image
The Americans, who are the most efficient people on the earth, have carried [phrase-making] to such a height of perfection and have… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
The same costume will be Indecent ten years before its time, Shameless five years before its time, Outre (daring) one year before… — James Laver Copy Share Image
“He downs the contents of his glass in a single gulp and, looking at Simon, adds: “This is as amusing as a… — Laurent Binet Copy Share Image
I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side… — Maggie Smith Copy Share Image
I left the table where there were important people and had lunch with my husband and a few friends. The reception was… — Nana Mouskouri Copy Share Image
Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
There was that half-smirk again, playing around his lips, as if he was deciding whether the situation was amusing enough to warrant… — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
I think it's amusing to watch a naive, well-meaning character kind of undo more cynical characters - kind of like watching Laurel… — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
I learned that to be amusing was not to be frivolous and that language - always the language - was the magic… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place? — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
If you are obliged to neglect any thing, let it be your chemistry. It is the least useful and the least amusing… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
“She looked like an angel who had decided that it was far more amusing to be wicked than to be good.” — Suzanne Harper Copy Share Image
Unconsciously, I fell in love with the small round sphere, with its amusing and capricious rebounds which sometimes play with me. — Fabien Barthez Copy Share Image
If I made a mistake in singing a song or in the script, I could have some fun with it, then retain… — Bing Crosby Copy Share Image
“It’s obvious you think this is incredibly amusing but allow me to educate you. Men do not like to be teased.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
War is the only sport which is genuinely amusing. And it is the only sport which has any intelligible use. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
The one continuing problem in my life has always had the shape of just one question: What amusing thing can I do… — Evalyn Walsh McLean Copy Share Image
“That will be so amusing! You will have five hundred million little bells, and I shall have five hundred million springs of… — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Copy Share Image
It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself. — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image