I do not wish to help Jeremy Clarkson be amusing in the event of my death. — James May Copy Share Image
A moderated religion is as good for us as no religion at all—and more amusing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Being helpless is one of the things that isn’t altogether amusing." - Gilbert” — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself. — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones. — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
I was always interested in being funny and amusing and creating art and comedy. — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
I only went to one Star Trek convention and that was in the late '80s. I hadn't gone to a convention before… — Persis Khambatta Copy Share Image
An amusing fact: as far as I can recall, when playing the Ruy Lopez I have not yet once in my life… — Anatoly Karpov Copy Share Image
Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
They also held that the way to salvation was to give way to lust and temptation in all things. And no greater… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“April 43rd 2000 Today is the day of great triumph. There is a king of Spain. He has been found at last.… — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
Paul Ryan's love for Rage Against The Machine is amusing, because he is the embodiment of the machine that our music has… — Tom Morello Copy Share Image
It is my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world unless you understand the most amusing. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Beautiful? It's all a question of luck. I was born with good legs. As for the rest... beautiful, no. Amusing, yes. — Josephine Baker Copy Share Image
PERSONALITY TITHE: A price paid for becoming a couple; previously amusing human beings become boring: 'Thanks for inviting us, but Noreen and… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
You know that I love you." And despite herself, Coraline nodded. It was true. The other mother loved her. But she loved… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“He’ll also cut you some slack if you’re astonishingly stupid in an amusing fashion. Granny claimed that this explains why uncountable millions… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Tessa, surprising herself, let out a gasp of laughter. Will looked at her, his mouth just beginning to quirk up in a… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The achievement of the hero is one that he is ready for and it's really a manifestation of his character. It's amusing… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
“You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently… — Sulari Gentill Copy Share Image
No one survives in times of war unless they make war their home. How did I get so old and wise, but… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
Over the years I knew her she always looked at me like that - as though I was a quite pleasant but… — James Herriot Copy Share Image
As a graduate student at Columbia University, I remember the a priori derision of my distinguished stratigraphy professor toward a visiting Australian… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
The cities of America are inexpressibly tedious. The Bostonians take their learning too sadly; culture with them is an accomplishment rather than… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The people no longer seek consolation in art. But the refined people, the rich, the idlers seek the new, the extraordinary, the… — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
Your machinery is beautiful. Your society people have apologized to me for the envious ridicule with which your newspapers have referred to… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I received a most amusing postcard the other morning. Unfortunately, it was not signed in a readable manner so I cannot answer… — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
I can't have discussions about it anymore, I just can't. When someone asks me if I've found Jesus, I say, 'Yeah, I… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
The complaint about modern steel furniture, modern glass houses, modern red bars and modern streamlined trains and cars is that all these… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Call listened with amusement--not that the incident hadn't been terrible. Being decapitated was a grisly fate, whether you were a Yankee or… — Larry McMurtry Copy Share Image
To be honest, I don't mind Jason Gardiner, I've always found him amusing. — Gemma Collins Copy Share Image
I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
What is today accepted as truth will tomorrow prove to be only amusing. — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
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