“You amuse me. You who spent your life waiting for miracles and instead found us." "With all due respect, you can shove your amusement where the sun don't shine, mister." If he ever did write a book about his adventures… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“I cursed. (S-word, f-word, s-word, d-word, s-word times three, f-word, and a z-word I made up on the spot.) I kicked a brick wall.… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“through an actual haunted forest! Just hope that your tram doesn't break down, because this forest is PACKED with monsters... Draculas (with JA… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“Though I'd considered the idea of killing him a million times, once I made the decision to actually do it, I knew it had… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“I didn't do anything to you." "You're right. You didn't. And if I kept shouting 'Revenge!' the whole time I was cutting you, that… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“The chef grabs the guy's wife/girlfriend by the hair, bashes her down on the table, and slams the meat cleaver into the back of… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“it’s crazy to think he wouldn’t call the police. But I despise him. I don’t care how irrational it is; if my mind worked… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“problematic. Yes, if you're brave, determined, strong, and a little insane, you too can construct a zombie raft. I'm” — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“They showed up right after you got there?" I asked. "Well, no, Erik and I smoked some weed first. I guess we were there… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“You amuse me. You who spent your life waiting for miracles and instead found us." "With all due respect, you can shove your amusement… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“I'm doing this because I'm insane. Doesn't my mad cackle make me sound insane?” — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“Grounding you obviously don't work. Neither does taking away your allowance. I guess the only punishment that'll teach you a good enough lesson is… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
“The Severed Nose. What would you do if you came home one evening and found a severed nose lying on a plate on your… — Jeff Strand Copy Share Image
