“I suppose my mother would have been proud of me. At least I was wearing clean shorts.” — J.A. Jance Mother Copy Share Image
“In the world of murder and mayhem, liars are losers. And they’re usually guilty.” — J.A. Jance Liars Copy Share Image
“College kids seem to look younger with every passing year. It’s one of the hazards of growing older.” — J.A. Jance Growing old Copy Share Image
“According to Occam’s razor, the right answer is always the simplest answer, the one requiring the fewest assumptions.” — J.A. Jance Occam Razor Copy Share Image
“There’s something life-giving about children, even in a time of mourning, something that helps people see beyond their immediate losses.” — J.A. Jance Children Copy Share Image
“suspected that God would probably come across with a hell of a lot more Christian charity than either one of Jonathan Thomas’s… — J.A. Jance Christianity Copy Share Image
“know that you came through surgery like a champ.” This was all good news, but I didn’t feel like a champ. I… — J.A. Jance Good news Copy Share Image
“Said with enough fervor, the word “unbelievable” can convey two diametrically opposed opinions. Something can be either unbelievably good or unbelievably bad,… — J.A. Jance Opinions Copy Share Image
“Screwed up and incomprehensible as it may seem to a rank outsider, making a movie is a lot like living life. You… — J.A. Jance Big picture Copy Share Image
“She was no lithe virgin. Hers was the gentle voluptuousness of a grown woman, with a hint of fullness of breast and… — J.A. Jance Stretch marks Copy Share Image
“not? Because some things are just too damned tough to talk about.” — J.A. Jance Tough Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand gets full first.” — J.A. Jance Copy Share Image
“I've had too much money to be able to tell who my friends are...” — J.A. Jance Friends Copy Share Image
“I looked at them with the kind of curiosity one reserves for snakes in a zoo.” — J.A. Jance Curiosity Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing like a compliment to turn any right-thinking American male into your basic monosyllabic kind of guy.” — J.A. Jance Compliment Copy Share Image
“Funerals and memorial services are something that have to be gotten through. They honor the dead, but they’re for the living.” — J.A. Jance Life Copy Share Image
“Taken out of context and given a forty-degree twist, you can use the Bible to justify almost anything.” — J.A. Jance Bible Copy Share Image
“That’s one of the problems with young people today. No one has bothered to teach them the rudiments of proper telephone etiquette.” — J.A. Jance Technology Copy Share Image
“It’s tough going to bed with a stranger. There’s nothing much to talk about the next morning when you wake up.” — J.A. Jance Morning Copy Share Image
“Suicide is something that hangs around forever, dropping load after load of guilt on the living.” — J.A. Jance Life Copy Share Image
“white-haired little old ladies (LOLs for short) are due a certain amount of respect, just on the basis of longevity, if nothing… — J.A. Jance Ladies Copy Share Image
“You’re sure good at that. I never have been able to work crossword puzzles.” “I’m good at it, Wanda, because my mind… — J.A. Jance Psychology Copy Share Image
“There’s very little distance between love and hate, and often death obliterates the distance between the two entirely. They fuse into a… — J.A. Jance Death Copy Share Image
“That’s what friends are for,” I said. “It doesn’t matter if they’re old friends or new friends. They’re the kind of people… — J.A. Jance Friend Copy Share Image
“Aren’t parents ever right? They either do too goddamned much or too goddamned little, but they’re never right, at least not as… — J.A. Jance Child Copy Share Image
