When I was little, I'm gonna tellyour mom was the scariest sentence ever — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I have the feeling I should get out of bed, but then I think, mmm... better not — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because her face is pretty, doesn't mean her personality is equally appealing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mood where you're just like: Fuck the fuck off, you annoying fucking fucker. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This happens to me EVERY TIME I'm telling my mom the truth. I start to laugh so hard I cry..And I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[ Moseby giving London driving lessons ] Moseby: Are you familiar with the gear shift? London: You mean the PRNDL? Moseby: The what? . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sad moment when a celebrity can make your girlfriend more happy than you ever will, just by clicking her 'follow' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Amazing Quote's?. Most kids: I like to drink and smoke weed. Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: When it's cold outside I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I The Only One Who Misses This Show? I Used To Watch It Every Day!. But Not Many People Actually Remember… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how people find it hilarious when they treat peoplelike crap, but gets so offended when someone does it back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my parents are sleeping . Me- shhhh! Don't wake them up ..! When I'm sleeping . Mom- Oh, let's vacuum the house for 3 hours! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wait, what? You're not supposedto have midnight snacks? Then what's the light in the fridge made for, huh? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money over bitches? Please, tell me more about how you have neither of those. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im sorry again for not being active. I'll try to be active if I go home. ;l — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when your arguing with someone and your eyebrow twitches. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Only 3 types of people tell the truth. 1) Kids. 2) The drunk. 3) The angry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lol If Harry Styles Had His Own Hair Salon.. It Could Be Called.. Hairy Styles.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You said I love you and I said I love you too. The only difference is, I didn't lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Police officer walks up to me* Police: Where were you between 4 and 6? Me: Kindergarten — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life. 1 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Hollister would you like a gas mask, flashlight, or earplugs? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Torturing yourself with depressing music when you're already feeling sad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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