Sorry I haven't been on here in awhile guys. It just seemed so weird for a while. I love the lines it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook asks What's on your mind? I ask Do you REALLY want to know whats going through MY head? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Dinner's Ready! Me: Okay, I'm coming. *Stays oncomputer* Mom: DINNER'S READY! Me: I SAID I'M COMING! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What quote should I put on my leg for a henna tattoo? i'm bored with my henna and idk what to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time I see a couple carving their initials into a tree during a movie, I'm going to scream,That is mahogany! in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friends: People who make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter, and make your life a little better! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you wish your profile name was Nobody so when you like somebodies status it says Nobody likes your status. (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish falling in love had stoplights, too. Then I'd know when to GO for it, when to SLOW DOWN, and when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holy crap guys, I haven't posted in forever. I've had so much school work to do, but I willl try my best… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No Boyfriend November and Don't Date December were a success. Now for Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March... I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lt is a wife who raises her husbands spirits to stand in sun and shade and in high grief of life becoming… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
When I like someone... I like them ALOT. And usually I turn into a fangirl whenever they talk to me. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I discovered that I scream the same way whether I'm about to be attacked by a Great White Shark or if a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I haven't been on guys, but sadly, school is in, so I am worrying about doing bad on something more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember when your parents said never talk to strangers online well I think we all failed at that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I smile ,be scared. If I laugh, you run. If I start doing rubbing my hands together and starts laughing like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
* NO BS ADDING GAME * 1 - LMS if you're ONLINEÂ¥ 2 - COMMENT ANYTHING you want;) 3 - ADD WHOEVER likes your comment! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im having a baby! What normal people think: Aww congratulations í! What I think: They had… sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friendship isn't about who camefirst & who you've known the longest. It's about who came andNEVER left! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my parents are sleeping . Me- shhhh! Don't wake them up ..! When I'm sleeping . Mom- Oh, let's vacuum the house for 3 hours! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not knowing whether you should inbox that one person...becaus íe you're afraid ofannoying them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wait, what? You're not supposedto have midnight snacks? Then what's the light in the fridge made for, huh? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I The Only One Who Misses This Show? I Used To Watch It Every Day!. But Not Many People Actually Remember… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny how people find it hilarious when they treat peoplelike crap, but gets so offended when someone does it back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When attractive people compliment me on things I get suspicious. Remember when Regina George complimented that one girl on her skirt? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Crossing the street* Age 5, hold's mommy's hand. Age 10, stop, looks, and listen. Age 14+,Run bit**, run! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That heart attack moment when you flush someone else's toilet and the water starts rising... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Was riding on my horse and my foot got stuck so the cashier person had to come and unplug it and my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Amazing Quote's?. Most kids: I like to drink and smoke weed. Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: When it's cold outside I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sad moment when a celebrity can make your girlfriend more happy than you ever will, just by clicking her 'follow' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[ Moseby giving London driving lessons ] Moseby: Are you familiar with the gear shift? London: You mean the PRNDL? Moseby: The what? . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This happens to me EVERY TIME I'm telling my mom the truth. I start to laugh so hard I cry..And I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is why I absolutely love Miley Cyrus. The thing I don't get is how you can say someone is obese when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lust is not final destination of true love but its a important for beginning a happy family life. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
How do Ghetto people count? 1)Wahh. 2) Two. 3) Three. 4) Foe.5) Fieee. 6) Sih. 7) Selm. Ate.9) Naa. 10) Teh. 11) Lem. 12) Twehh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: () Single () In a relationship () Married () Engaged () Divorced (x) Waiting for a miracle — Babloo Copy Share Image
When it's after 2am, just go to sleep. Because the decisions you make after 2am... Are probably to wrong decisions. (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: *comes out of the bathroomafter shower* Mom: Did you just take a shower? Me: No, Its raining in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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