This is what my friend does in wait of Hurricane Sandy or whatever kind of storm it is now — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nice wig Janis. What's it made of? Your moms chest hair! Like if you know where it's from! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shoddy peoples destroyed their time in finding solution after happens a problem. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
How do Ghetto people count? 1)Wahh. 2) Two. 3) Three. 4) Foe.5) Fieee. 6) Sih. 7) Selm. Ate.9) Naa. 10) Teh. 11) Lem. 12) Twehh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lust is not final destination of true love but its a important for beginning a happy family life. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
When it's after 2am, just go to sleep. Because the decisions you make after 2am... Are probably to wrong decisions. (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Was riding on my horse and my foot got stuck so the cashier person had to come and unplug it and my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That heart attack moment when you flush someone else's toilet and the water starts rising... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Crossing the street* Age 5, hold's mommy's hand. Age 10, stop, looks, and listen. Age 14+,Run bit**, run! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When attractive people compliment me on things I get suspicious. Remember when Regina George complimented that one girl on her skirt? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is why I absolutely love Miley Cyrus. The thing I don't get is how you can say someone is obese when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liking that one person so much... you end up avoiding them all together... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're gifting to yourself is unknown fearfulness if you does fudge with someone. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Bad Luck Brian: USES HANDICAPPED STALL. COMES OUT, HANDICAPPED PERSON WAITING. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody really gives a fuck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With persistence, that which makes you distinct from others is a unique selling point. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Me: How old is your baby? Woman: 36 months. Me: Why can't you just say 3 years old!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher takes off an unnecessary amount of points for a stupid mistake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your internet won't work& you don't know what to do with yourself all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My phone's battery lasts longer than people's relationships these days.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
