Amazingfunny Quotes · Page 3

Who else thinks the turtle in Finding Nemo was stoned off hisass?

— Anonymous

Alright, I'll make a 1D cover photo after I finish my homework.

— Anonymous

So your dating my ex, Awww how sweet, How do I taste?

— Anonymous

A smile is a language that even ababy understands.

— Anonymous

{_Two criticaster are important more than hundred admirer_}

— Mak_786

I have a date tonight, WITH MY BED. We're totally gonna sleep together.

— Anonymous

That was definitely the best episode of Pretty Little Liars yet!

— Anonymous

10+ likes if I should do movie quotes again today, because I'm not sure if I should or not.

— Anonymous

Stages of life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4)…

— Anonymous

If there was one thing that you would want to do for the rest of your life. What would it be? (:

— Anonymous

Before Twitter = Facebook. Before Facebook = Myspace. Before Myspace = MSN. Before MSN = Life

— Anonymous

When I was little I was scared ofthe dark. Now, when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the light!(:

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you screw tehe word up so much even autocorrect can't figure it out .

— Anonymous

Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow, that was impressive! Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! (:

— Anonymous

That smart question facebook ppl always ask. Whats your name?-And your name is displayed right there -.-

— Anonymous

This is one of the only movies that I knew the ending to, but I still bawled like a baby when I…

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you make eye contact with a stranger more than once.

— Anonymous

Phineas:I know wha--- Ferb:No B*tch I'm deciding today.

— Anonymous

I haven't posted on here in so long, yet this page still gets like. Whaaaaat

— Anonymous

What comes after one? Beliebers: TIME! Directioners: DIRECTION! Normal people: Two...?

— Anonymous

This is why I have never liked markers. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

— Anonymous

I'll go watch The Notebook now I'll post later tonight!

— Anonymous

Oh my gosh You could be stalking anyone's photos though.

— Anonymous

It's no where near Valentine's day, but I love Damon/Deefizzy

— Anonymous

Want U Back by Cher Lloyd is pretty much One Direction's Taken is a woman's point of view.

— Anonymous

Like If You Would Ride This! Ignore If You Would Be Scared

— Anonymous

Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect themfor keeping it.

— Anonymous

Looking at your hair underwater and feeling like a mermaid.

— Anonymous

When your friend takes your phone and threatens to text your crush. (:

— Anonymous

My heart goes out to all family and friends who are victims in Colorado. (

— Anonymous

I am so sorry everyone. We got hacked. Only 1000 disliked. Thank you for staying with us.

— Anonymous

Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Torturing yourself with depressing music when you're already feeling sad.

— Anonymous

Welcome to Hollister would you like a gas mask, flashlight, or earplugs?

— Anonymous

That feeling you get when, his/her name shows up on your phone.

— Anonymous

Regular Monster [< ] Monster Import Yep.. Imports Are Better..

— Anonymous

Study... stud... stu... st... t... tw... twe... twee... tweet!

— Anonymous

Yep. But sometimes the work age don't have energy too,

— Anonymous

Screw alarm systems. I've seen Home Alone, I know what to do.

— Anonymous

Like for a One Direction fan sign! Picking random and only doing a few!!!

— Anonymous