Mom: Come here! Me: No. Mom: 1... Me: Haha counting won't work. Mom: 2... Me: Holy duck, I AM COMING! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be the only one to get the chance to see how amazing you really are — Anonymous Copy Share Image
BITCHES BE TRIPPIN! ... Grandma please, stop sticking out your cane when people walkby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People always quick to judge you, but never take the real timeto get to know you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment When you're taking off a sweatshirt, and your shirt is like NO! take me with you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
PERIODS: It's like going to bed on white sheets, then waking upon the flag of Japan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never doubt my faith because God is amazing and has never fallen short in my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the world walks out. I'll still be here, I'll still love you to pieces, and I'll always stand by you. That's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to be your sun,the brightest thing in you life, but I will be your moon, giving light when the sun… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to replywhile thinking, damn it's a goodthing we aren't talking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents: you're beautiful honey - old people: I bet all the boys are chasing after you already. - Boys: Ew, what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont you hate it when you're texting lying down & all of a sudden ur phone decides to be ninja & slip… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you're wearing sweatpants & youhave no pockets. So you put your phone on your waist and it slides… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people sing happy birthday to you 5% - sing 10% - smile 85% - sit there like an awkward walrus and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate it when ugly peope say I need my beauty sleep. OH N0, you need to hibernate. ï_(ã)_/ï — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WHEN YOUR PEN RUNS OUT: 5% Calmly getting a new one 95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE! . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Change Of plans.. I'm Not Posting a Video of Me Singing Beaucse I Sound Like a Dieing Cat.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can you please be serious ? Ok,ok... I'm gonna be serious now.*DEEP BREATH..* *Bursts out laughing* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, You've paired last names with your name to see if they sounded good together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sending a risky text & thinking..Oh god, they hate me, if they don't respond within 30 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Yes mom, I did what you wanted me to do! *Quietly doesit before she finds out I didn't* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal Person Flirting: Hey, baby what's going on? Me Flirting: Your face. I like that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you call someone ugly it doesn't make them ugly, it just proves how ugly on the inside YOU are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if one day you randomly wake up as a baby and realize that your whole life was a dream. o__0 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets face it, we all had our teachers ass in our face when they were helping another student — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!?!?! Student: Are you asking me out? O_O — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not the only one who fears they're being watched through their computer's camera. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
